10 Ways to tell if a Redneck has been working on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Bubba".
4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3. There's a Coors can in the cup holder(CD-ROM drive).
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
AND the number 1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer is...
1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".
2006-09-04 16:14:19 · 21 answers · asked by Mexican Bandito 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
ok for once i agree with you the end must be near
2006-09-04 16:52:54 · answer #1 · answered by Dan B 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
10 ways to tell if a Mexican is a illegal immigrant!!
10 .they have chickens running around there house and the yard
9. if they smell of the Rio-grand
8. if they have sand in their pants
7. they cant speak English
6. they yell amnesty to all
5.if they have 5 anchor babies
4.if they drive up to a construction sight in a van with 20 other mexicans..
3.if they run when you wisper green card
2.if they have a mexican flag out side their house
and the number one reason you can tell if they are a illegal mexican is...
1..they latch on too a white american women...
2006-09-04 16:39:08 · answer #2 · answered by bllnickie 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Nope. Can't say it is.
And the funny thing about all of that is the "rednecks" are all here legally. So maybe bashing them isn't the hottest of ideas, since they tend to own firearms and hate "outsiders".
2006-09-04 16:28:06 · answer #3 · answered by volleyballchick (cowards block) 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
ya know how ya can tell a wet**ck has been working on your computer its taken apart and the stupid drunk passed out before he could put it back together or you don't have a computer cause the mutha f***er traded it for some crushed velvet fabric to put in his (sometimes it runs) '87 monte carlo. LOL!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-04 16:24:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
That's funny now do one for Mexicans. If you are a real Mexican it will be better. than the red neck one. Remember Mexicans have computers in Mexico. they are only illegal when they enter into the USA illegally.
2006-09-04 16:19:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not bad for some-not me-but like the name critter for mouse.
Snip snip snip snip--Loraine Bobbitt wants you.
Snap Snap Snap-from me for your charming ways. splash
2006-09-04 16:31:42 · answer #6 · answered by *** The Earth has Hadenough*** 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
You forgot about the white out and eraser marks on the screen.
2006-09-04 16:50:37 · answer #7 · answered by kcussbil 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You are really getting old and annoying to people with intelligence.
2006-09-04 16:57:45 · answer #8 · answered by toughguy2 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
full of complex!!!
I truly feel sorry for you.I would like to donate some money for your treatment, but... well
kind of fun watching you.... Am I watching some kind of show or what... hahaha
2006-09-04 19:56:40 · answer #9 · answered by Rain 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eres nada mas que un tonto.
And kudos to whomever it was that asked the "illegals owning computers".......
2006-09-04 16:28:19 · answer #10 · answered by Sunny And '74 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋