The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got
their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe,
look toward sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions
of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time
wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo ****. Someone stole the tent!"
2006-09-04 16:05:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
p.s **** means s.h.i.t
2006-09-04 16:06:19 · update #1
one of the few jokes that acctually makes me laugh other than a chuckle
2006-09-04 16:44:14 · answer #1 · answered by blue_catz94 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One morning the phone rings in the office of Doctor Shelby Nameless.
"Good morning," says Doctor Nameless, cheerfully.
"It may be a good morning for you," snaps Cherrie Chubbs, at the other end. "But ever
since you have been treating my husband, Buster, I have not had a single good morning!"
"I am sorry to hear that, Mrs. Chubbs," says the doctor. "What seems to be the problem?"
"Well," grumbles Cherrie, "before he came to you, he was a perfect husband and father.
But now he has become a rat. He used to tell me how pretty I am - now he calls me an
ugly old *****! He used to love our family life, but now he is critical about my house-
keeping, hates the kids, and chases after any loose woman who happens to walk by! I think
you have been giving him hormone injections which have completely altered his person-
ality!"
"Hmm," says Doctor Nameless, "I want you to know, Mrs. Chubbs, that I have not
been giving your husband injections of any kind. All I did was fit him with a pair of
contact lenses!"
2006-09-04 16:08:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Old but good!
However loved the one re: Mr. Nameless!
2006-09-04 21:58:33 · answer #3 · answered by Smiler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's kinda old but still enjoyable â¥
2006-09-04 16:17:46 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which card you get that from clintons
2006-09-05 05:24:29 · answer #5 · answered by BUDDXX 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked reading it. It was cute.
2006-09-04 19:02:39 · answer #6 · answered by Lei-Loo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - That was GREAT. I like your sense of humor.
2006-09-04 16:17:33 · answer #7 · answered by peterwayne007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you talking about?
2006-09-05 02:15:07 · answer #8 · answered by tyana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, better than the other one
2006-09-04 17:47:38 · answer #9 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is like way kool
2006-09-04 16:32:10 · answer #10 · answered by M.A.R.K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋