Patrick, who was vacationing in the Bahamas couldn't seem to make it
with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.
"Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old
baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years
outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about
two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm
tellin' ya man... you'll have all the babes ya want!"
The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new
tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was
disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing,
looking sick!
So he went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong
now?" "Damn, Mate!" said the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front.
2006-09-04 15:56:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha, actually made me laugh. Congratulations! :)
Long jokes are good.
2006-09-05 03:42:25 · answer #1 · answered by Strawberry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hate speedos but the joke was good
2006-09-04 16:39:30 · answer #2 · answered by blue_catz94 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!!!
2006-09-04 16:01:17 · answer #3 · answered by betty boo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice update of this classic
2006-09-04 16:00:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-09-04 16:35:57 · answer #5 · answered by M.A.R.K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha like it
2006-09-04 17:46:22 · answer #6 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-04 16:00:52 · answer #7 · answered by Tony Hi_teck 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lame
2006-09-04 16:06:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ewe! nasty besides i think speedos are gross anyway
2006-09-04 16:00:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one
2006-09-04 15:59:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋