can u tell me jokes that r funny! I had a rough night and would like to be laughin about now...
thanx!
any jokes are fine!
2006-09-04 15:38:16 · 6 answers · asked by woohooo 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A Texas Longhorn, a Baylor Bear, and a Texas A&M Aggie were in the desert on a survival trip. The Longhorn brought the food, the Bear brought the water, and the Texas Aggie brought a car door. The Longhorn and Bear asked the Aggie, "Why did you bring that stupid car door?" The Aggie replied, "In case it gets to hot out here, I am gonna need to roll down the window.".......
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2006-09-04 15:43:46 · answer #1 · answered by rasckal 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OK heres three strikes then I'm out a here ...
My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60 . Now she's 97 and we don't know where the hell she is.
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bar tender asks, "Olive or twist?"
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
Hopefully one of these got a smile out of ya. :o)
2006-09-04 22:56:41 · answer #2 · answered by mrraraavis 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One night I asked a cabbie to take me where the action is, he took me to my house.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy. I told him I want a second opinion. He said okay you're ugly too
Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's check next to me I said "hey buddy I got your check" he said "thanks
My girlfriend failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up.
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why every time I shut the window I smash somebody's fingers.
2006-09-05 01:03:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear the one about the man who invested all his money in revolving doors and paper towels?
Before he could turn around he was wiped out.
2006-09-04 22:55:31 · answer #4 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
srry i dont have any right now
2006-09-04 22:42:36 · answer #5 · answered by love_thebeach 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what-did-one-grape
said-to-other-grape?
....we-are-juiced.
2006-09-04 22:56:42 · answer #6 · answered by franklin coger 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋