Why do white women have no axx?
because their grandmothers grand mother's mother had no axx
How do u find a white guy?
follow the smell of wet puppies and mayonaise
Why cant white men jump?
guilt weighs down the soul
why do white girls love black men? because of
white men.
2006-09-04 15:23:46 · 27 answers · asked by Mexican Bandito 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
Yeah just turn the whites and blacks against eachother. And while they are killing eachother the Mexicans will sit back and laugh like they are watching a NOVELA. Eating Tamales and drinking Corona. Good one Mexican Bandito. Well done.
2006-09-04 23:11:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
o have one for you, there was a puppy and its mother left him befor he could figure out what he was so he went somewhere else and he found a duck but they separated before he could figure out what he was so he found a human and finally got help the human said well ur furry and have a tail u must be a dog now can you help me the dog says yes ur dirty and you stink to high heaven you must be a mexican
those jokes sound like they were made up by a kindergardener and its no wonder y every body gets a kick out of making fun of u mexicans if all you can do during the day is think of those lame jokes then maybe you should go out and get a job!
2006-09-04 22:46:29 · answer #2 · answered by Patience M 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
those were lame
here's some lame ones for you in return :
What did the Mexican man and the Polish girl call their baby?
Retardo!
Your momma's like a brick, flat on both sides and laid by mexicans ...
if its brown flush it down
enough with the stupidity now
2006-09-04 22:39:15 · answer #3 · answered by hayleylov 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
At least white guys don't smell of the Rio-grand and have sand in their pants...
2006-09-04 22:44:59 · answer #4 · answered by bllnickie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ok i take it you dont like whites well i dont like mexicans, your rude, you stink and your trash up places around you. you have no since of learning the ENGLISH LANGUAGE. SO hey Paco why dont your RUN FOR THE FRAKING BOARDER AND GO BACK TO WHERE U CAME FROM so my Husband can get a freaking job because they are all given to mexicans and now he cant find work because of it.
2006-09-04 22:42:22 · answer #5 · answered by ladyrebel 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
none of those were even funny. did you make them up? it sure sounds like it! here's a couple for ya:
Q. What Is Gross Ignorance?
A. One Hundred And Forty-Four Mexicans.
Q: Why are Mexicans so short?
A: When they're kids their parents tell them, "when you grow up you have to get a job."
Q. Why do Mexicans have noses?
A. So they have something to pick in the off-season.
Q. How do you starve a Mexican?
A. Hide their Food Stamps under their work boots.
Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin!
How do ya get 30 Mexicans into a phone booth?
Throw in a food stamp!
How do ya get them out?
Throw in a bar of soap!
2006-09-04 22:37:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 3⤋
I'm sorry for you that you're not white. I can see that it is eating you alive. At least Mexico has some great donkey shows, eh amigo?
2006-09-04 22:29:33 · answer #7 · answered by Paladin 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Mexican Bandito is just pissed cause he's here illegally and can NEVER be a citizen. let alone getting a work visa! LMAO
2006-09-05 04:39:37 · answer #8 · answered by madroofer36 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Paladin and Ram and Lady Rebel TOLD YOUR AS*.!!! You got knocked the f*ck out!!!! lmao
Heres one...What do you say to a Mexican in a 3 piece suit?
Will the defendant please rise?
2006-09-04 22:52:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's no funnier than jokes about Mexicans and other Hispanics.
2006-09-04 22:26:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋