i love my wife she always cooks and cleens the traylor i just dont like that stoopid possum stinky
2006-09-04 15:10:02 · 17 answers · asked by ARGUS 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
If you touch stinky Ill call the cops and they will throw you in jail with your cousin JC
2006-09-04 15:17:41 · answer #1 · answered by meatsicklez 1 · 8⤊ 1⤋
Oh shoosh baby,
ya'll need to go gets some merrge cownsellin.
Now I no's Wilma am jess a no count 2 bit jezabel.
She juss want you as a trowfee, fo yo winnin smile an sparklin persinallitty.
Git some cownsellin.
2006-09-08 02:06:27 · answer #2 · answered by Viola Shumski 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi Argus, i knmow how hard it must be but look at all that you have in the woman! she is beautiful, smart and she is a great momma to Stinkey and doe-doe. Why you want to screw around with Wilma when you have the whole package at home? What do wilma have that meatie dont? a double-wide? what ever it is, you dont know what yer riskin messin with wilma. learn to love that possim and things may get better
i bet wilma dont love you like meatie does!
2006-09-04 23:11:56 · answer #3 · answered by Simplystunning 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Only thing Meaty has "double wide" is a pair of pink undies!!and her and the kids take turns wearing them diffrent days to school.Course they do have a lot of streaks in them?and Stinky likes to chew on them when the kiddys leave em on the floor of the trailer!
2006-09-04 23:17:36 · answer #4 · answered by richard c 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Just imagine Fred beating the crap out of you with his club.
That should stop you messing with Wilma.
2006-09-04 22:20:27 · answer #5 · answered by suebie 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Sign up for the Jerry Springer show - I'm certain they will move you all to the top of the list for the new season - for the ratings, if no other reason! Better yet, just quit posting this make-believe.
2006-09-04 23:02:08 · answer #6 · answered by Annie 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋
well, you could move wilma into the dog house.
2006-09-05 19:47:21 · answer #7 · answered by hey_baby138 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, Betty is a babe (unless she looks like Rosey)...bang away! It's not a sin to enjoy a babe when the red-headed wife is obviously too stupid to know!
2006-09-04 22:12:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
You can't quit cheating on MEATSICLKES?????
You need to appreciate the wife you have!!!
She's quite a catch.
2006-09-05 22:35:28 · answer #9 · answered by ***Miss Ria*** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Meatie.....in love with a philanderer.....
no wonder she loves her pets so much..........
*perhaps the solution to your dilemma is to
neuter yourself??
yes!!!!!!!!!
that's the answer......
neuter yourself.....................
it probably wouldn't hurt all that much....
and I bet you wouldn't miss 'em......
*sniff* it makes me feel soooo warm inside
when I help somebody.....*sniff*
2006-09-05 01:43:36 · answer #10 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋