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Say your in a room (a tea party like environment) and u have to fart . You know u can hold it for a little bit if u dont get up and leave the room but if u do get up its going to rip!! what would u do ?

2006-09-04 15:04:16 · 22 answers · asked by aaron 5 in Society & Culture Etiquette

22 answers

I've learned to be able to turn any fart into a silent fart... the trick its to keep your buttcheeks clenched as you fart... at least it works for me... that way you can do it, and just let it happen. This is how I can wander around Wal-Mart and constantly let out little bombs unnoticed all over the frozen foods department.

Then all you have to do is either hope there's a dog in the room and blame the dog, or pretend to smell it right after someone else makes the face, because as we all know, the only person a fart does not offend is the person who did it. If you act like you're taken aback by it, no one will suspect you.

Oh, and don't lean to the side either. Stay flat-bottomed.

2006-09-04 17:09:32 · answer #1 · answered by Heat Miser 2 · 0 0

Eat slower - this will prevent future gas build up. Try to take a dump before you go out and if you really must fart be a gentleman and leave the room well in advance. Most people do I'm sure you can manage.

2006-09-04 22:08:28 · answer #2 · answered by obenypopstar 4 · 1 0

Say, "Excuse me, but I need to go to the bathroom." Walk as fast as you can, get to the bathroom, try to flatulate softly so no one suspects anything, turn on the faucet gently for half a minute to make it seem like you're urinating, flush the toilet, and come back to the dining room with a smiling face.

2006-09-04 22:08:18 · answer #3 · answered by Aint No Bugs On Me 4 · 1 0

Sit tight and press down on your butt to suppress it.

A word of advice......always clear your bowel before going to any functions. Do #2 everyday so that your fart won't stink so much. If you are constipated, drink prune juice 2-3 times a day.

2006-09-05 11:45:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I go out of the room. Like to the bathroom.

2006-09-04 22:08:38 · answer #5 · answered by whataboutme 5 · 0 0

Let it rip! It's a natural thing and if you don't, holding in toxic gases can do more harm to you than a little bit of Embarrassment. So Just LET IT RIP!

2006-09-04 22:06:29 · answer #6 · answered by Stars-Moon-Sun 5 · 0 2

Create a distraction and pray for the best as you try and exit the room quietly.

2006-09-04 22:17:45 · answer #7 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 1 0

Definitely excuse yourself and leave the room.

2006-09-04 22:28:54 · answer #8 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0 0

People still have tea parties?

2006-09-04 22:06:08 · answer #9 · answered by Krimil 2 · 1 0

make a lot of noise and Let er rip

2006-09-04 22:11:47 · answer #10 · answered by betty boop 5 · 1 0

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