2006-09-04 15:00:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Other - Education
"The Force" is what Chuck Norris calls his testicles.
Darth Vader uses the dark side.
Chuck Norris owns the dark side.
2006-09-04 15:19:58 · answer #1 · answered by billmack 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Darth Norris
2006-09-04 22:06:13 · answer #2 · answered by Chuck Dhue 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris, you didn't know that he was the first to actually harness the Force? That combined with a nasty round house kick to the face would put Darth Vader away.
2006-09-04 22:08:22 · answer #3 · answered by applebey911 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely Vader. Chuck Norris, due to his facts, has been completely overrated in the last couple of years.
2006-09-04 22:09:55 · answer #4 · answered by Krimil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm... Id say darth vader would win because of his telekinetic powers.... he could choke chuck norris from lightyears away.
2006-09-04 22:06:47 · answer #5 · answered by PetLover 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Definitely Vader., I don't care what spin kicks Chucky boy could come up with. One psychic choke hold would take care of Mr. Norris sorriness, right quick, end of story.
2006-09-04 22:07:26 · answer #6 · answered by Love of Truth 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
darth vader-hes got a lightsaber and can practicly read chucks mind and use force powers
2006-09-04 22:06:47 · answer #7 · answered by x1yofuzzy1x 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
darth vader
2006-09-04 22:37:34 · answer #8 · answered by tmitchell912 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋