Three friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck.......
Bo was driving.....He rolled down the window and swam to safety
His other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down !!!
2006-09-04 15:00:24 · 8 answers · asked by mom of a boy and girl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not bad...try this:
Cletus was at the local Wal-Mart one day when he saw a "thermos". He asked an employee what it did and he replied, "It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold." Well, Cletus had to have him one of these, so he bought it.
Next day his neighbor, Zeb, saw him with it and asked, "Watcha got dere?"
"Well", said Cletus, "they tells me it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold."
"So watcha got in it?", asked Zeb.
Cletus proudly replied, "Two cups of coffee and a popsicle!"
2006-09-04 15:48:40 · answer #1 · answered by regal_lager 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Great one! Here are a few more..
You might be a redneck if,
You have a bumper sticker that says "My mother is an Honor Student"
You think a Volvo is apart of the female anatomy
You can change the oil in your truck w/o ducking your head
You bought spinners .... for your house
Your son is a math genius because he has 13 fingers
2006-09-04 23:03:17 · answer #2 · answered by One_Man_Show 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok. It is funny.
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2006-09-06 01:25:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is!! like that joke..thx
here's 1:
A man and his little girl were on an overcrowded elevator. Suddenly a lady in front turned around, slapped him, and left in a huff. The little girl remarked, " I didn't like her either, Daddy. She stepped on my toe so I pinched her."
hgday :)
2006-09-04 22:12:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Crikey, mates! And I thought I had problems! Good one, bloke!
2006-09-04 22:41:31 · answer #5 · answered by bipolar and lovin it 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋
its alright
2006-09-04 22:22:51 · answer #6 · answered by love_thebeach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...so funi
2006-09-04 22:14:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-04 22:35:26 · answer #8 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋