2006-09-04 14:42:00 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Environment
put them under your pillow before going to bed
the battery fairy will come and leave fresh ones for you!!!
2006-09-05 14:57:28 · answer #1 · answered by Zippy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your city likely has a "Household Hazardous Waste" pickup, maybe just once a year. Call the city government and ask about it. If not the city, your trash company may collect household hazardous waste. Also ask them what types of battery they pick up. Flashlight batteries are pretty safe, and they may want you to just put those in the trash. Special batteries for cell phones, computers, and some digital cameras are usually pretty hazardous.
2006-09-05 00:33:27 · answer #2 · answered by Bob 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I prefer them gently browned in a little butter with some maple syrup snitched from the Spatula Fairy's vast storehouse of same. (I was given this recipe by Fred the Garden Gnome, BTW.)
When you need a really elegant dish for company, try drizzling them with raspberry syrup and lightly dusting them with powdered sugar right before serving. Flaming them with powdered gunpowder and a tiny splash of brandy also adds a festive -- if somewhat messy -- touch.
The latter recipe was given four stars and a couple of asterisks by the Decapitated Toy (formerly known as the Energizer Bunny) in last month's "Better Gnomes and Gardens" magazine.
2006-09-04 21:59:29 · answer #3 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I prefer a wake. There's really nothing solemn about the loss of a battery.
Burial or cremation? Depends on family history. Those with heavy metal in their lineage should be taken to an appropriate after life care giver knowledgeable in such things.
Those with simple lithium may be used to throw at squirrels or other rodent like mammals or marsupials.
2006-09-04 21:49:57 · answer #4 · answered by bubsir 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
batteries are probably the biggest culprit of household HAZARDOUS waste. Batteries should be collected and taken to a recyling center for proper disposal.
2006-09-04 21:54:39 · answer #5 · answered by sethreber 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
use them as gags for the pets in your dungeon, you must puncture them first to connect straps to them, the leaking battery acid around their mouth is just an added bonus for your pleasure, you must glue a few of the smaller sizes together,they are a little more hassle,than the d size batteries
2006-09-05 13:08:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
chuck them into the trash. face it, the plastic bags containing your trash are not gonna biodegrade, water is not gonna seep into your trash and leech out the chemicals contained in the batteries, at least not anytime in the next couple of decades.
but if it makes one feel better, bring them to a designated recycler to be properly trashed.
2006-09-04 21:46:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a small, removable panel in the back of Paris Hilton's lower torso.
Please dispose of them there.
2006-09-05 15:24:35 · answer #8 · answered by bunjibear777 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you tried eating them?
They only take a few years for your stomach acid to dissolve and they leaving you feeling CHARGED UP!
Ha ha haaaa, get it?
Charged up... 'cause they're batteries.
Christ.
2006-09-05 11:50:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wrist-rocket or Slingshot
2006-09-05 13:13:04 · answer #10 · answered by Casca 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋