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2006-09-04 13:55:19 · 26 answers · asked by father_stinkyfingers 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

26 answers

All I can say is..... PEW!

2006-09-04 13:57:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Well, what was your intention? Where you farting to show disrespect, or was it accidental? (yes, I'm keeping a straight face while I type.) Hey, culture tells you farting is gross, but in some other culture, It's probably a compliment! To sum it up, I doubt your going to Hell or anything.

2006-09-04 20:59:20 · answer #2 · answered by Booth 2 · 0 0

No, Im sure God would understand, But the person setting next to you might feel disrespected. If I was you I would worry about it.

2006-09-04 21:04:39 · answer #3 · answered by Bill H 2 · 0 0

Only if it disturbed the service and the other churchgoers. But really, God created that bodily function, so I doubt he'd judge you too harshly for it. I'll bet he's just glad you even GO to church, since so many people don't anymore.

2006-09-04 21:02:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Don't waste peoples good intentions of creating a good website to go to for information on a very insincere question! I don't know about church but this is disrespectful to many.

2006-09-04 21:07:39 · answer #5 · answered by gormom 3 · 0 1

If someone farts in church but no one is around to smell it does it really make a smell?

2006-09-04 21:00:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

lol i dont think so, ive done it before ... its like asking if needing to pee during church is disrespectful to god

2006-09-04 21:01:44 · answer #7 · answered by Emily M 1 · 0 0

God knows that this is a natural human function, so let 'er rip!

2006-09-04 20:57:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Since God knows everything he was expecting it. He's got a sense of humor.

2006-09-04 21:00:53 · answer #9 · answered by kristycordeaux 5 · 1 1

NO!!! God made us and he gave us the farting function. HE UNDERSTANDS BECAUSE HE MADE YOU THAT WAY!

2006-09-04 21:15:55 · answer #10 · answered by KitKat. 2 · 0 0

If you didn't push it out, no! If you did, then your just nasty and stupid and don't respect God and the people!

2006-09-04 21:01:59 · answer #11 · answered by crystal8345 3 · 0 0

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