I am tired of likstening to my friends say the same old jokes so does anybody have a good catchy joke?
2006-09-04 13:52:06 · 8 answers · asked by zooogirll 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and u shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to u to bring a smile on ur face.
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Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps u in making u laugh. Enjoy and have fun..
2006-09-05 19:00:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why was 6 afraid of 7,because 7 ate 9.Haha that joke is so lame but gets me laughing all the time lol.
2006-09-04 20:56:26 · answer #2 · answered by rawruhh 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So.... how do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogy in it.
Sorry, that's all I got.
What the fruitloop someone already said that one. Tarter Sauce!!!!!
2006-09-04 20:57:23 · answer #3 · answered by Yeah it's me................ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WARNING: This Joke is NOT for cat lovers...
A man sees his neighbor's son filling a hole in their garden. Leaning over the fence, he asks, "Hello. What are you doing?"
"I'm burying my dead goldfish," the boy replies.
"I'm sorry to hear that," the man says. "But tell me, why so big a hole for such a tiny fish?"
"Well," the boy said, "my fish was in your cat when it died..."
2006-09-04 21:01:48 · answer #4 · answered by blktiger@pacbell.net 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's the closest thing to Gold?
Silver.
What's the closest thing to Silver?
The Lone Ranger's balls.
2006-09-04 20:58:57 · answer #5 · answered by galopin_1872 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a black man with a medical degree?
A Doctor.
2006-09-04 21:12:23 · answer #6 · answered by Hermes711 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm.knock whos me who lnok haha thanx for the pints
2006-09-04 20:54:45 · answer #7 · answered by Cali T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you make a tissue dance?.....
You put a little buggie in it.....
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
you know thats funny....admit it....
2006-09-04 20:55:53 · answer #8 · answered by Shannon 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋