Of course it is! So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
2006-09-04 13:36:21 · 8 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When I snap and come over to get my damn paper back I am going to squat and leave a little something on your lawn...and I will be reading the paper while I do it so it might be quite a long show.
2006-09-04 15:30:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course it's not. That has always been the stupidest statement that I've ever heard. I cannot fathom why people think it will actually be darker just as the sun, in all its glory, is on the verge of lighting up the horizon. Go Figure?!?
2006-09-04 21:04:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You already answered your own question, but who needs to steal a paper when you can read all the news online?
2006-09-04 20:39:38 · answer #3 · answered by kyeann 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why not just ambush the paper boy? then you're nowhere near the scene of the crime and your neighbor's none the wiser.
2006-09-04 21:56:15 · answer #4 · answered by serasotto 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who is Dawn? Are you fooling around again?
2006-09-05 09:45:18 · answer #5 · answered by mightymite1957 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Unless they sleep on their porch!
2006-09-04 20:45:53 · answer #6 · answered by Di 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's what everybody says!
2006-09-04 21:14:22 · answer #7 · answered by ♦Silva64♦ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thanks for the tip
2006-09-04 20:39:33 · answer #8 · answered by newfangled_04 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋