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genetically manipulated using the dna of adam

2006-09-04 13:16:00 · 19 answers · asked by prometheus_unbound 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Nah, she was the first clone, but we humans have better technology now, we don't need a whole rib to do it.

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, What's wrong with you? Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children. and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it. Adam asked God, What will a woman like this cost? God replied, An arm and a leg. Then Adam asked, What can I get for a rib?

2006-09-04 16:48:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

The rib is a bone and thus is representative of something relatively dead. Just as Adam was made from the dust of the earth something dead in itself. Equal deadness for everyone.

Wow my answer is weird!

2006-09-04 20:18:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No but Adam was the worlds first short rib !!!!!

2006-09-04 20:40:15 · answer #3 · answered by rag1875 3 · 0 0

Must have been a very very tasty spare rib

2006-09-04 23:59:36 · answer #4 · answered by venshu 3 · 0 0

she could be since she was made from a rib from adam.

=P

2006-09-04 20:22:27 · answer #5 · answered by ←deadstar→ 3 · 0 0

EVE R In Bed

2006-09-04 20:22:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Great question.
Answer: No - otherwise Adam wouldn't have been able to spare it.

2006-09-04 20:17:59 · answer #7 · answered by Joe Cool 6 · 0 0

NUU!

Spare ribs are from Piggies... piggies are cute.

- 16 yo Pagan

2006-09-04 20:17:25 · answer #8 · answered by Lady Myrkr 6 · 0 0

i always thought adam was made from one of gods ribs so he would truly be like him...?
thats what i was taught...i think

2006-09-04 20:48:31 · answer #9 · answered by Lady Ash 2 · 0 0

Oh no. Barbeque sauce had already been invented by yours truly at that point.

2006-09-04 20:18:26 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 1 0

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