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well this ladie goes to her boyfriends parents house for Christmas
so this is the first time she meets them!
they have caserol for dinner but all of a sudden she get pain in her stomach! as we all know this is gas!
and she really cant hold it any longer she desides to let it out very softly!and thier it goes .....
she turns around to see if they had noticed
and the family dog goes to her chair and starts sniffing ...
the father says (daingit snippy!!)as he sitts in the bottom of her chair
so she sings victory that no one noticed!
as the night goes she feels pain again and easaly lets it rip!
the father looks at the dog and says "ugh skippy!"
the woman is safe again!!
10 minutes later she still feels pain soo she knows that this one is goin to be alittle louder!
she takes the rist and thier it goes (like a train when they blow the horn)
once again the father looks at the dog and says
(SKIPPY, GET THE HELL OUT OF THIER BEFORE SHE SHITS ON YOU!)

2006-09-04 13:09:50 · 51 answers · asked by Moi, 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

hahah i didnt spell things right
well give me a break i was writting super fast and no caring cuz im bored!
i heared it
and i thought it was funny cuz im 14 i guess?!

2006-09-04 13:23:41 · update #1

51 answers

Don't listen to these haters, the joke was funny. They do have a point with the spelling. Next time you should just do a little review before you click submit. Very amusing joke though. It gave me a strong case of the giggles.

2006-09-04 13:25:03 · answer #1 · answered by Chad A 2 · 0 0

Thats is one of the funniest things i have ever read. Great joke.

If you keep other jokes like that, you can probably be a stand up comic.

Keep it up, you can make people laugh,

Ruby Red Rose
@>-'-,--

2006-09-04 13:38:13 · answer #2 · answered by ruby red rose @>-'-,-- 3 · 0 0

on a scale of 1-5,1 being bad-5 good i give it a 2

2006-09-04 13:14:38 · answer #3 · answered by lindaann_56 3 · 0 0

i think thats funny like the 2 time u read it

2006-09-04 13:13:00 · answer #4 · answered by sunnie 2 · 0 0

lol--yes it's funny that's a cool 1

2006-09-04 13:21:26 · answer #5 · answered by china 2 · 0 0

I think your spelling is funnier than the joke

2006-09-04 13:12:05 · answer #6 · answered by Clarkie 6 · 1 0

im 14 and it wasnt too funny...i guess it just depends on what makes ya laff...

2006-09-04 13:47:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ive heard ir before

2006-09-04 13:29:29 · answer #8 · answered by laylay 2 · 0 0

That's a good one.

2006-09-04 13:12:12 · answer #9 · answered by creeklops 5 · 0 0

That one was edge of the seat and still shat yourself funny, where did you get it?

2006-09-04 13:14:49 · answer #10 · answered by youngblade 2 · 0 0

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