Should i tell him to kiss my feet?
2006-09-04 13:03:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Actually, he worships my body. I'll tell him to lick your feet.
2006-09-04 13:05:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Satan worships you? I'm impressed! If i were you i would tell him to kiss my ***, Also, tell him I said I expect ice cubes and air conditioning when I get there.
2006-09-04 13:10:44 · answer #2 · answered by Jack of Hearts 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Satan does not have a body to kiss your feet...
Hmmm.. and Satan is very jealous and miserable that he does not have a body...
So he wants YOU to be miserable too!!.. only he wants you to think that you are happy.. right up until you find out that it will last an eternity.
2006-09-04 13:07:37 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Tom♥ 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Sounds like Satan already got your soul, lets hope not
2006-09-04 13:27:10 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan whoopie do pal if he really worships you, then you will have to do something for him in return even if it means your soul
so dont try to rub it in okay even if satan is a myth its still true that a creepy sign will appear so good luck pal satan is not a threat try Satans son.
2006-09-04 13:09:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
You remind me of a man in the Bible . His name was Legion . The reason you remind me of this man is because you to know who the Son of the most high God is.But as legion was so are you,helpless. He lived in the tombs,a man with a unclean spirit , those that Loved him tried to stop him, even binding him with chains.You see all through the day and all of the night he would do things to hurt himself,crying because of the pain in his heart that no one seemed to understand, even cutting himself . Trying to kill himself, yet no one seemed to care anymore.Often he would cry and scream wanting help but it seamed that he had went to far,no one cared anymore.Everyone was afraid of him, he was all alone.The only one who understood him now ,or so he thought was the devil.The one who had made him into what he was.So he worshiped the devil and the devil worshiped him.Until one day "....when he saw Jesus afar off,he ran and worshiped Him.And cried with a loud voice,and said,What have I to do with thee,Jesus,thou Son of the most high God?I adjure thee by God,that thou torment me not." you see even the devils are subject to Jesus,even calling out in Gods name that he be not tormented.If his god was so powerful wouldn't he have called out to Baal for help?But Jesus wasn't there that day to cause this man torment although He has a day coming for just that.Revelation 20:9-15. You no doubt think as Legion and are afraid of Jesus , but all your doing is believing that lier .You even think that Satan worships you,at one time satan was an angel in heaven but he refused to worship God.Jesus said He beheld satan as lightning flashed.That's how fast satan was kicked out of heaven.Now your thinking satan left heaven so he could come to earth and worship you.He wouldn't worship God except in hypocrisy. I would like to invite you to look for Jesus even if He is afar off. Fall down and worship Him and He will deliver you. This same man prayed to Jesus that He might go with Him to preach the gospel of Christ to others after being delivered. "Howbeit Jesus suffered him not, but saith unto him, go home to thy friends, and tell them how great things the Lord hath done for thee, and hath had compassion on thee." The Lord loves you very much and so do I. I am putting you on my prayer list and will be praying for you everyday that God will show you mercy and truth. In the name of Jesus.
2006-09-04 14:21:20 · answer #6 · answered by don_steele54 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish that you & Satan have a wonderful time.
2006-09-04 13:08:35 · answer #7 · answered by Axel ∇ 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
have u heard of the rapture? because when it happens ur gonna be left alone...have fun o n satan doesnt worship n e one u need help!
2006-09-04 13:08:01 · answer #8 · answered by Ryan's gurl 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I think its nice that a woman worships her husband.
2006-09-04 13:05:41 · answer #9 · answered by miguel.sombra 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Are you one of those guys that thinks it's better to rule in
hell, than serve in heaven?
What makes you think the DEMONS want any competition?
You won't be nothing but @$$F++KINGS!
2006-09-04 13:10:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋