Settle an argument I am having with my girlfriend. She is really starting to complain when I rip a loud fart. I told her to stop complaining that plenty of girls would love to hear me fart. Who is right?
2006-09-04 12:56:32 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
you're 100% right. she is being unreasonable at best. I'm sure you've smelled an odor or two that has come out of one of her many holes and probably didn't even mention it. am I right? women act like they fart out potpourri. not to mention all the other foul odors women eminate at different times. she shouldn't ask you to not fart around her, that could lead to you getting swollen intestines and eventually an intestinal rupture if you're forced by her evil ways to hold your glorious farts in. she should celebrate the wonder and majesty that you're attempting to share with her. unless of course you're going over board and subjecting her to "covered wagon" or "gas chamber" or "auschewits". because that's just gross. (do that to har after she falls asleep and she'll never know!)
2006-09-04 13:04:13 · answer #1 · answered by drtyfckr 3 · 5⤊ 5⤋
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Settle an argument I am having with my girlfriend. She is really starting to complain when I rip a loud fart. I told her to stop complaining that plenty of girls would love to hear me fart. Who is right?
2015-08-13 12:18:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You maroon! Girls will ALWAYS hate loud, smelly farts. You have to let them slip silently under the covers, and then hold the covers over there head. It's a wonderful surprise for them.
2006-09-04 12:59:02 · answer #4 · answered by JJ Car 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Only general insane girls like farts from general Insane guys!
2006-09-04 12:58:59 · answer #5 · answered by Retarded Dave 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude, you are SO correct!!! A chick should LOVE loud fart! It's part of your BEING, right? Dude, she shoul love it. My girl does. In fact she's learning tio fart real loud like me! Shouldn't your chick be learning to fart REAL LOUD, like mine?
2006-09-04 13:00:27 · answer #6 · answered by Johnny P 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There was a study done showing that women who allow their man to fart out loud are more likely to have good orgasms.
2006-09-04 12:59:02 · answer #7 · answered by Skepticalist 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I really don't think I'd like to hear or to small anybody's farts
2006-09-04 13:01:27 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
She's right!!! It's rude and ignorant. Why do you think anyone would want to smell your farts?
2006-09-04 12:58:45 · answer #9 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
She wins.
The females ability to put up with flatus is simply a ploy to ensnare the male of the species.
None of us really like it but we've learned to ignore.
2006-09-05 09:19:24 · answer #10 · answered by Ragdollfloozie is Pensive! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your girlfridn is completely right. You're absolutely wrong. Thats entirely disgusting. You definitely need to mature. Thats it. Tell her I wwish her the best of luck, and to contact me if she needs a gas mask
2006-09-04 13:13:41 · answer #11 · answered by theonewhoguides 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋