Honestly, I'm offering $1000 to anyone who believes that the moon is made of cheese. But you have to really believe it, not just say you believe it. You'll have to submit to a lie-detector test in which you will be asked, "Is the moon made of cheese?" If you answer truthfully that it is, you get a thousand dollars. Any takers?
I admit that there's never been any scientific evidence of lunar cheesiness. However, there is also no proof that the moon is NOT made of cheese. The Truth is that there's just a thin crust of moon rock on the surface, but underneath that, it's 100% pure Vermont Cheddar.
Since you can't proove that I'm wrong, and believing I'm right will make you $1000 richer, what possible reason could you have for not believing in my Cheese-Moon?
2006-09-04 12:37:35 · 31 answers · asked by abram.kelly 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Note to those unfamiliar with subtlety:
This question has nothing to do with either the moon or cheese. It is about whether it is reasonable to believe something for the sake of a promised reward. If you still don't get it, then never mind.
2006-09-04 13:19:47 · update #1
The moon IS made of cheese. I've always known that and have always believed it and no matter what I will not renounce my faith in a cheesy moon.
Anyone who says any different is just disrespecting my beliefs. Accept the truth, people, the moon is made of cheese! REPENT AND BELIEVE. Science is false! No matter what real "proof" you have, including geological, astronomical, chemical, or any other type of scientific proof you throw at me, I will not give up my beliefs.
I just know it is, I can feel it in my heart, in my soul.
Now about that $1000.....
2006-09-04 13:14:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
This will open a can of worms. My guess is that in a year or two there will be all sorts of different Cheesy Moon believers, with all sorts of different beliefs.
Sure, they will still all say the Moon is made of cheese. Which we, of course, all know is the Truth. However, one group will clearly believe it's indeed made of Vermont Cheddar, the other group will believe it's made of Dutch Gouda Cheese, etc, etc.
They will all bash us with their own version of the Truth, which of course is to all of them their Only Truth. And who doesn't follow their Truth should be condemned.
As a good Cheesemoonian, I don't need the 1000$. My faith in a Cheesy Moon is enough for me. I don't need a reward for that. Thanks for the kind offer anyway.
2006-09-05 05:39:12 · answer #2 · answered by Thinx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep. I believe. Seriously. I always hoped that the moon was made of cheese since I was a kid...or at least chocolate chip cookies. OK so where's that $1000? Or at least the 10 points?
2006-09-04 19:41:17 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. T, formerly known as Shadow. 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
But the moon is make of cheese. I saw picture of the astronauts on the moon and they were bouncing cause cheese is soft like that, you can bounce on it. Why would anybody not see those picture and not think that the moon isn't made of cheese. Come on.
2006-09-04 19:47:39 · answer #4 · answered by ruggedwarrior_love 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, the price is too low. If you raise that to $100,000 USD, I'll gladly say (and believe) the moon is made of any kind of cheese you want, green, blue, cheddar.
2006-09-04 19:46:04 · answer #5 · answered by Pandak 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You could give me a million and I would still know that the moon is not made of cheese.
2006-09-04 19:39:28 · answer #6 · answered by Cat D 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
No, I wouldn't take you up on your offer. For free, I'll believe that your brain is made of cheese, despite your ability to post an amusing question.
2006-09-04 19:45:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
sure!!!
give me the $1000 and i promise you i will believe the moon is made of cheese!!!!
2006-09-04 19:43:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Let me answer your question with a question - how would you be able to prove whether we legitimately believed it or not? Of course I would say so for the thousand dollars. =)
2006-09-04 19:44:11 · answer #9 · answered by Lunarsight 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
YES, gimme the money. Well no since we've been to the moon despite all of the "conspiracy theorists".
2006-09-04 19:40:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋