three blondes where out walking in the woods ....when the came across some tracks ... the first blonde said ...i think they are deer tracks ....the second blonde said ...i think they are bear tracks ...the third blonde said ...i think they dog tracks .....they where still argueing when the train hit them ......lol ha ha ha ha
2006-09-04 12:35:41 · 24 answers · asked by paddy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was funny. :)
2006-09-04 12:37:48 · answer #1 · answered by Love My Soldier 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blondes were walking through Central Park when they spot a young blonde sitting on the grass going through all the motions of rowing a small boat.
Infuriated at this sight one blonde says "You know, it's people like her that give us blondes a bad name." The other blonde, by now equally infuriated says "Yes I know exactly what you mean and if only I could swim I'd go over there and drown her."
2006-09-04 14:07:19 · answer #2 · answered by galopin_1872 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
These three blondes - blokes were they?
Would yer be being a Blonde yerself Paddy?
2006-09-08 00:22:02 · answer #3 · answered by verne 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A bear, lion, and a chicken were talking, the bear said "when i growl the whole forest shakes," "that's nothing," said the lion,
"when i roar the jungle trembles," the chicken said,"when i cluck
the whole world shudders."
2006-09-04 13:14:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are blonde jokes so short? So that men can remember them!
2006-09-07 15:50:08 · answer #5 · answered by sioux 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love that, when do you get your own show on TV, go get an audition somewhere and make a it your aim in life to make people laugh.
2006-09-04 12:40:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, that was a good true blonde joke lol
2006-09-04 13:17:14 · answer #7 · answered by Angel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good thing im not a natural blonde
2006-09-04 12:45:17 · answer #8 · answered by Ariey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2006-09-07 20:26:06 · answer #9 · answered by brogdenuk 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that really turned out to be very unexpected nice job
2006-09-04 12:53:23 · answer #10 · answered by ze mage's world 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it's definitely way past your bedtime.
2006-09-04 12:38:15 · answer #11 · answered by Belinda B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋