teacher says to the class .....today we are going to talk about animals ........she asks does anybody know what a schitzu is ...........little tommy at the back of the class puts his hand up and says ...i do miss .....its a zoo with no fuckin animals in it .........
2006-09-04 12:22:57 · 36 answers · asked by paddy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
GONG!!! ;-/
..ok, i gave a teeny chuckle!
2006-09-04 12:25:33 · answer #1 · answered by Di 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It gets a 2 out of 5
2006-09-04 12:29:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Average
2006-09-04 12:31:19 · answer #3 · answered by Amazing Magenta 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, liked.
Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and u shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to u to bring a smile on ur face.
http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
http://www.jokesgallery.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm
http://www.jokes2000.com/
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
http://www.allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes/yo-mama-jokes/funny-yo-mama-jokes.htm
http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes/?id_category=98
http://www.blonde-jokes.info/
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp
http://www.indiabook.com/jokes/Entertainment_and_Arts/Bollywood/
Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps u in making u laugh. Enjoy and have fun..
2006-09-05 18:50:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah its lame
how about this joke
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream. One of the boys wandered off near a bush and the other wandered farther down stream. The boy who was wandering down stream started to get lonely, so he went to find his other friend. When he got to the bush were his friend was he saw a naked woman and ran away. The boy that was here for a long time got curios and ran after him and asked, "Why did you run away."
The other boy said, "My mom said that if I were to ever see a naked woman I would turn to stone. Then I felt something get very hard so I ran."
2006-09-04 12:34:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
on a scale of 1 -10 I give that about a 2.
2006-09-04 12:25:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
a bad version of a quite funny joke
2006-09-04 22:42:02 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good - worried that I have not heard this one before - I must get out more
2006-09-08 04:09:56 · answer #8 · answered by steve c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's ridulous because of the cussing otherewise it might pass on to a joke i'd share
2006-09-04 12:26:11 · answer #9 · answered by goldengirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like I like I like!!!!!!!!!!!! Very funny indeed my daughter enjoyed it too and will no doubt spread it across the playground at school on monday.
2006-09-08 11:14:16 · answer #10 · answered by chocoholicgirl1972 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but a goodie!!
2006-09-04 13:26:06 · answer #11 · answered by zac 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋