2006-09-04 11:31:40 · 24 answers · asked by Makemeaspark 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I just want to be ready.
2006-09-04 11:32:06 · update #1
I am glad I didn't offend anyone. I was just having fun with you. Actually I believe that we will care less in heaven, because we will behold The Beloved One that is our hearts desire!
2006-09-04 15:29:16 · update #2
No, but there will be much better things!!
2006-09-04 11:36:56 · answer #1 · answered by The born-again christian 3 · 4⤊ 4⤋
Probably, if you wanted there to be. I'm not sure if it would have any appeal if you had already left the physical world though. There probably is weed though because the high has a more ethereal quality to it
2015-01-01 10:54:13 · answer #2 · answered by Dean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
n Heaven there is no beer
That's why we drink it here
And when we're all gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all the beer.
In Heaven there is no wine
So we drink till we feel fine
And when we leave this all behind
Our friends will be drinking all the wine.
In Heaven there is no fear
So we worry too much here
And we drink ourselves full of beer
To help us when we deal with the fear.
In Heaven there are no drugs
That's why we hang with thugs
And when the Lord pulls the plug
All the thugs will still be selling drugs, yeah.
Thugs and drugs
Beer...
In Heaven there is no sex
So let's do that next
And when our muscles no longer flex
Someone else will be having sex.
In Heaven there are no wars
Or cars, or movie stars
And when we no longer are
The world will probably still be having wars.
What the heck! Yeah!
Sex and war,
Bars and cars.
Drugs, thugs,
And delicious food.
2006-09-04 11:57:48 · answer #3 · answered by Sldgman 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
The Angels are the barmaids in heaven and if you make it there, you can call them whatever you want and they will not slap your face...now that is heaven. God likes a good shot of 151 with a beer chaser, but do not get him drunk...remember Katrina..that's all I am gonna say.
2006-09-04 11:40:21 · answer #4 · answered by mark w 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
There may be beer in your heaven.
2006-09-04 12:14:02 · answer #5 · answered by Sincere Questioner 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
NO! When we're in heaven there will be no need to fun away from our problems by getting drunk or stoned, because we won't have any problems. There will be no sin!
2006-09-04 11:43:28 · answer #6 · answered by angelcat 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
no....and i doubt very much that heaven will be like Dixie so,you may not want to go.
2006-09-04 11:38:42 · answer #7 · answered by deerwoman777 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to pastafarianism there is a beer volcano and a stripper factory.
2006-09-04 11:35:57 · answer #8 · answered by Shinkirou Hasukage 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Heaven is a place of imagination & dreams..
You can plan on anything you want...
Of course, there is no real heaven ..
When you die, you are just dead...
2006-09-04 11:38:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
It wouldn't be heaven without it. :)
Heaven is where they have kegs of beer and loads of women. Hell is where the kegs have holes and the women don't.
2006-09-04 11:33:49 · answer #10 · answered by Agent Double EL 5 · 2⤊ 4⤋
whos going to heaven????
2006-09-04 11:38:08 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋