women pregnant with tripplets gets shot in the belly 3 times and survives so do the babies. 10 years later she's sat nitting one of her kids comes in and says "mam i had a pee and a bullet came out". "thats ok she says" . 2 mins later the other kid comes in and says the same thing. "thats ok" she said "dont worry" . 3 mins later the other kid comes in and says "mam mam" . the mam says "you v've had a pee and a bullet s come out". "no" he said "ive had a **** and shot the cat".
2006-09-04 10:23:13 · 13 answers · asked by jericho sland 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehehehahahahahehehehehahahahahahehehehehehahaha. yep its funny, but disturbing.
2006-09-04 11:25:13 · answer #1 · answered by voodoochild 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-09-04 18:13:14 · answer #2 · answered by xAxGIRLxCALLxKILLx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not funny... i dnont get it. here's some funny jokes:
A little boy on his trycicle asked the man in the pickup next to him if he wanted to race. The man agreed, so when the stoplight turned red, he went 10 mph. The bot went back a little, then came back next to the man. him. So he went 30 mph. But he was still there. 50, then 80 mph, and the boy was still right next too him. So the man sped up to 100 mph. The boy was still there! The man pulled to a stop, as did the little boy.
The boy was breathing hard. The man asked him how he did that.
"gasp... gasp... My shirt was...stuck in your door!" the boy replied.
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself 'She'll never go for me carrying on like that,' so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans, and shortly after that they got married.
A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had three extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he farted. He 'putted' down one hill and 'putt-putted' up the next. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe.
His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, 'Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!' She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peek. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as she was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and she went to answer the phone.
While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but *ripe* as a rotten egg.
He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and 'rrriiiipppp!' It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. Things had just about returned to normal when he felt another urge coming. He shifted his weight to his other leg and let go. This was a real blue ribbon winner; the windows rattled, the dishes on the table shook and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead. While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next ten minutes, farting and fanning them each time with his napkin.
When he heard the 'phone farewells' (indicating the end of his loneliness and freedom) he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner. After assuring her he had not, she removed the blindfold and yelled, 'Surprise!'
To his horror, there were twelve dinner guest seated at the table for his surprise birthday party.
2006-09-04 17:27:30 · answer #3 · answered by I ♥ Maximum Ride 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
wow hella funny
2006-09-04 17:25:06 · answer #4 · answered by Aimee S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow. That's pretty gruesome...
2006-09-04 18:38:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smile...
2006-09-04 17:26:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i've heard one like that one. its still good though!
2006-09-04 18:05:53 · answer #7 · answered by la_gurl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it made me smile but no laugh.
2006-09-04 17:26:25 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! ha
2006-09-04 17:25:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny...yet disturbing...
2006-09-04 17:25:11 · answer #10 · answered by laurlai 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋