Three men were talking about what had happened to them after they had got drunk the previous night.
The first man said 'I was so bad last night when I went home I blew chunks'
The second man said 'That's nothing, when I was driving home, i got stopped for drinking and driving by the police'
The third man said 'Mine was worse, I picked up a prostitute and took her home and the wife caught me giving her one'
The first man interrupted saying 'Hey guys, Chunks is the name of my dog......'
2006-09-04 09:49:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It is not very nice to people but
Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ...
6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
8. Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ...
10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe
12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.
Yo mama's so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.
Yo mama's so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstone's.
Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
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2006-09-04 14:04:00 · answer #1 · answered by Golden Ivy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You shouldn't have stated that you are a woman. They will attack you now with beastiality jokes. But if horses bring you happiness, then there isn't anything wrong with that. I love basketball and I find so much happiness in it. I could only imagine what a horse brings you. When my team loses in a sad way, my friends and family say "it's just basketball", but really what do they know?
2016-03-26 22:04:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny Your Humour Is good. i'm not so good Cold, need Leads and A warm Up
2006-09-04 09:53:50 · answer #3 · answered by thecharleslloyd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
saddam Hussein is found guilty at his trial and is asked by the judge if he has any final wishes.
"I want to choose my firing squad," demands the dictator.
"I guess that would be ok," replied the judge.
"Great," says Saddam.
"I want Lampard, Gerrard and Carragher frome 20 yards."
2006-09-04 12:30:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL an oldie but a goodie ♥
2006-09-04 09:52:18 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHA thats friggen hilarious....almost as good as "dammit skippy"
2006-09-04 11:14:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wa wa wa
2006-09-04 22:46:52 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny thank you
2006-09-04 18:23:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done
2006-09-04 09:55:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ho ho ho
2006-09-04 14:27:45 · answer #10 · answered by ady 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋