A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.....
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On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
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The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know whom you're talking to?"
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"No" replied the trainee.
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"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"
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The trainee shouted back: "And do you know whom YOU are talking to, you
IDIOT?"
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"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.
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"Thank God!" replied the trainee and kept the phone down .....
2006-09-04
09:07:38
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➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. That's a good one.
I hope you have a great week!
2006-09-05 05:41:51
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answered by jfmm 7
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That's kinda funny... but where's the question? Here's a funny joke:
A little boy on his trycicle asked the man in the pickup next to him if he wanted to race. The man agreed, so when the stoplight turned red, he went 10 mph. The bot went back a little, then came back next to the man. him. So he went 30 mph. But he was still there. 50, then 80 mph, and the boy was still right next too him. So the man sped up to 100 mph. The boy was still there! The man pulled to a stop, as did the little boy.
The boy was breathing hard. The man asked him how he did that.
"gasp... gasp... My shirt was...stuck in your door!" the boy replied.
2006-09-04 17:29:06
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answered by I ♥ Maximum Ride 3
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Funny.
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2006-09-06 01:38:19
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answered by Anonymous
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That's a funny one.
Thanks for sharing.
2006-09-05 01:21:49
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answered by Dew Drop 3
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thats funny
2006-09-04 18:24:15
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answered by xAxGIRLxCALLxKILLx 3
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very good
where u got nice jokes
2006-09-05 04:12:27
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answered by ravi_khanna234 2
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Good joke.. it's funny
2006-09-04 16:10:12
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answered by 1234 1
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now thats cute thats somthing i'd do trust me
2006-09-04 16:12:26
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answered by Anonymous
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2006-09-04 16:08:58
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answered by eryk k 1
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coooooool joke it is very funny
2006-09-04 17:21:14
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answered by Anonymous
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