Imagin you are stuck on a tree in the jungle a Tiger is on the ground waiting to eat you and a poisonous snake on top heading down for you. how do you excape.
2006-09-04 08:47:28 · 33 answers · asked by cross 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wake up it's a dream
2006-09-04 08:49:25 · answer #1 · answered by Pete T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By imagining I'm not stuck on a tree in the jungle a Tiger is on the ground waiting to eat me and a poisonous snake on top heading down for me.
Took me about 5 mins to answer your question!
2006-09-04 08:52:37 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kill the snake and eat it whilst waiting for the Tiger to get bored and find other prey.
Just watch out for the poison glands on the snake.
2006-09-04 08:55:46 · answer #3 · answered by earthangel_ghost 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hit the snake off the tree with a branch and hope the tiger finds something more appetising!
2006-09-04 08:51:09 · answer #4 · answered by twinkle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't be daft enough to be stuck in a tree in the jungle! But I suppose I'd jump to the next tree as the jungle it's full of them all close together.
2006-09-04 09:00:16 · answer #5 · answered by jez1956 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry about it!
Climb down off the kids climbing frame your pissed.
The Tigers really next doors cat, the trees made out of metal and the snake? Well you work that one out ;-)
2006-09-04 09:31:41 · answer #6 · answered by lee_gift 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock the snake off the tree, it will bite the tiger, the tiger will kill the snake, the venom from the snake will kill the tiger. Both dead, you can then climb down.
2006-09-04 08:52:19 · answer #7 · answered by michael 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Grab the snake and throw it down to the Tiger, like 6 yards away and make sure he sees it. Then while the tiger is preoccupied, get down and run like hell
2006-09-04 08:51:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Speak parseltoungue and tell the snake to bite the tiger. then u can go down
2006-09-04 15:06:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i grab the snake by the head(its a big snake)and use it as a whip to hit the tiger
till it runs off well i imagine that's what ill do
2006-09-07 23:59:23 · answer #10 · answered by keny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am a 3rd level mage elf. sooo, i simply blast the snake with a fireball, then lose all my clothes and cast an invisibility spell and get of the tree. then i ran for my life because i am out of spells for the next round.
2006-09-04 08:55:43 · answer #11 · answered by ♥ksotikouli♥™ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋