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I would love to read some of your wit.
Examples of truisms are: Never teach a pig to sing...it wastes
your time and annoys the pig. Never ever mix sleeping pills and
laxitives.

2006-09-04 08:44:47 · 5 answers · asked by Precious Gem 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

5 answers

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If you must choose pick the one you've never tried before.
Don't sweat petty things... or pet sweaty things.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
Money can't buy love. But it CAN rent a very close imitation.
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
Half the people you know are below average.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
If at first you don't succeed, then sky-diving definitely isn't for you!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

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2006-09-04 09:00:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Truism Examples

2016-10-06 04:40:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

These may not be what you are looking for. My husband began collecting before we were married. Since we married (53 year) we have had a contest going. We call it - Who finds the best quote, saying or poem is the winner. Together - along with kid’s and grand kid’s - in on the contest - we have soooo many. Love to share some with you. This one - I tell my grand kid’s - about having a plan. “ If you don’t know where your going. Any road will take you there.” George Harrison Two - for my children. “If your working to have it all - you will never have enough” Unknown “The happiest people don’t have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything they have!!” Unknown For myself - with a little humor. “The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened” Mark Twain Just cause I love this one. "Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. Be the living expression of God's kindness: kindness in your face, kindness in your eyes, kindness in your smile." Unknown Food for thought. “Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken” Jean Jaques Rouessaeu “He who angers you - controls you” Unknown “Don’t say all you think” Unknown The wisest mind has something yet to learn. George Santayana Nice question. DeeJay.

2016-03-17 01:32:05 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Everything in life is free plus tax

2006-09-04 12:31:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

he who does not learn from the past is doomed to repeat it

2006-09-04 09:05:25 · answer #5 · answered by darkangel1111 5 · 0 0

Don't step in the s-h-i-t, or you will track it into the house.

2006-09-04 18:23:36 · answer #6 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0 1

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