It started sixteen years ago when I smashed my left big toenail with a croquet mallot while attempting to euthenize my gerbil. Two years later it spread to under my fingernails, and now it's all over my butt and belly-button, which is an "innie."
It's fun to pick the flakes, but I haven't had a date since Ronald Reagan was president. Does anybody have any home remedies, health-food store cures, or voodoo that can get rid of this stuff? I'm scared of doctors and I live in the US so I can't afford prescription medication. I have to be in a nude ballet for my Glee Club homecoming next month and I'd like to clear it up before then.
2006-09-04 07:45:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ Skin Conditions
LMFAO This is the best question of the week! Excuse me while I wipe the tears away.
2006-09-04 07:51:49 · answer #1 · answered by Justin G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check out the yeast link at www.hufa.org. Nail fungus is just one of the many skin conditions that yeast can cause. Yeast is one of the things that live in our intestines, but it can overgrow and try to take over.
Start eating and (if you can handle the thought) applying plain, unsweetened low fat yogurt. If you have a systemic infestation, that will start helping.
2006-09-04 15:39:32 · answer #2 · answered by Pegasus90 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are full of it and asking a stupid insincere question but If it is a real question, you seem to have an immunity issue...........See a doctor. If you refuse to do that make sure you dry off real well after showers, eat a very good and balanced diet and take some vitamin supplements
If you are legit, good luck and I hope this helps
2006-09-04 07:53:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make a paste with tumeric and cocnut oil put it on the araes with rash 3 times a day. Your skin will become yellow but its not permanant. It should take about 10 days to go away completely.
2006-09-04 07:53:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude. you had better do something ASAP. if a fungal infection reaches beneath the epidermis (your skin) there could be some reeaaaally dire consequences. internal fungal infections can do fun things like devour your face, or other tender part you'd rather keep. i've seen people who had fungal infection destroy their faces or nether regions. this is rare, but it sound like through neglect, you could be a prime candidate. i would get over my fear of docs real fast if i were you...
euthanize your gerbil?
croquet mallet?
nude ballet?
i'm kinda hoping this is a joke...cause i'm really laughing right now! thanks! i needed a good laugh!
2006-09-04 07:59:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that was a very entertaining story. If the story is actually true, then im sorry. If it isn't thumbs up!
2006-09-04 07:56:01 · answer #6 · answered by 96.7 KCAL ROCKS!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Celiac.com (dermatitis herpetiformis) , dapsone will clear in three days
2006-09-04 18:46:38 · answer #7 · answered by HEY boo boo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to the free clinic, stupid, every state has them
2006-09-04 07:51:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
EEWWWWWW your so disgusting and gross
2006-09-04 07:51:48 · answer #9 · answered by Bowchikawowow! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you are
2006-09-04 07:50:13 · answer #10 · answered by ssgtusmc3013 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋