It started sixteen years ago when I smashed by left big toenail with a croquet mallot while attempting to euthenize my gerbil. Two years later it spread to under my fingernails, and now it's all over my butt and belly-button, which is an "innie."
It's fun to pick the flakes, but I haven't had a date since Ronald Reagan was president. Does anybody have any home remedies, health-food store cures, or voodoo that can get rid of this stuff? I'm scared of doctors and I live in the US so I can't afford prescription medication. I have to be in a nude ballet for my Glee Club homecoming next month and I'd like to clear it up before then.
2006-09-04 07:42:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ Other - Diseases
Try this old native american remedy used by my great grandmother.
Go outside on a night with a full moon. remove all your clothing while standing under a 123 year old white oak tree. Spread mayonnaise all over your hair and then set your hair on fire. You must then find a redhaired woman and have her shave your head. this burned hair must be buried under the oak tree along with a four leaf clover. Then you go home and take a bath with turpentine. You must wear white cotton gloves for 2 days. Eat lots of spinach and mushrooms while avoiding milk and meat of any kind. Have no sexual relations of any kind for 14 days or this cure will not work.
2006-09-04 08:23:10 · answer #1 · answered by Proud to be an American 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is your punishment for cruelty to animals-your gerbil in particular.
If you volunteer at a refuge for animals and atone for your sins your next life may be fungus free.
Otherwise go and live as a scrophulous hermit on a green hill far away.
2006-09-04 08:21:21 · answer #2 · answered by meema 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are full of it and asking a stupid insincere question but If it is a real question, you seem to have an immunity issue...........See a doctor. If you refuse to do that make sure you dry off real well after showers, eat a very good and balanced diet and take some vitamin supplements If you are legit, good luck and I hope this helps
2016-03-16 04:22:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-17 13:13:59 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's called "getting tested for liver disease".
have you ever been tested for HCV-hepatitis c? scared of doctors? thats no excuse. you have a disease, not something you can cure with gimmics. my suggestion is to grow up, march into a docs office and ask if you can have samples of creams. if that does not clear it up, then chances are your liver or even kidneys are diseased. if it is hcv you can qualify for a study and get meds and work ups and visits to the doc all for free.
good luck.
2006-09-04 08:19:23 · answer #5 · answered by giggling.willow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Celiac skin disorder (dermatitis herpetiformis) dapsone will clear in three days
2006-09-04 18:42:52 · answer #6 · answered by HEY boo boo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to a pharmacy and tell the female pharmacists your problem and if there is anything over the counter you can try!@
2006-09-04 08:00:00 · answer #7 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go see your doc and stop spreading the germ. Don't you get it?
2006-09-04 07:54:56 · answer #8 · answered by tiger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋