Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking
it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it
take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.
Q. Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese woman
have?
A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries.
Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with
one hand.
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night.
Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today ?
A. Because he is dead.
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become ?
A. It becomes wet.
Q. What often falls but never gets hurt ?
A. Rain
Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be ?
A. TOMORROW
Q. What looks like half apple?
A. The other half.
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A. Dinner.
Q. What gets wet with drying?
A. A towel.
Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman ?
A. AGE.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A. It caused a revolution.
Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
A. Because it has its own scales.
Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg?
A. Because it is too tyred.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A. liquid
2006-09-04 07:26:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2016-12-18 04:45:56 · answer #2 · answered by euler 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! Laughed out load! In front of my mother who is on the phone to my aunt who lives far away!
2006-09-04 07:31:05 · answer #3 · answered by Only Sometimes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool so the next time my brother comes I'll tell him some
2006-09-04 10:09:10 · answer #4 · answered by talktome 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! i had a bad day until i heard those jokes!
2006-09-04 07:35:42 · answer #5 · answered by teeny-chan <3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
2006-09-04 08:01:44 · answer #6 · answered by Snickers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-04 07:29:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-04 07:34:33 · answer #8 · answered by elcorso 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋