Lord I did everything I could to protect my border, hate mexicans and make their life impossible.
And God is gonna tell you ....... Good Job Son, Come on in !! .........
Yeah right !!
2006-09-04 06:15:10 · 27 answers · asked by jrod 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
God, into your hands i commend my spirit. Am a foolish american, i hate terrorism, but i need it to justify my needs. I hate war, but i want it to improve my economy. I hate to kill but am hungry and thirsty of blood of innocent people. Am sorry Lord, i want to go to heaven, but rather go to Hell. Am an american, what can i do? Am already eaten by a corrupt, imperial, inhumane, atheistic, and oppressive system. We are the only better race on earth, no other race must live and coexist with us. All you created belongs to us and they are reserved for us alone. Forgive us Lord, for we do not know what we are doing. When we die, we better go to Hell, all of us Americans.
2006-09-04 11:43:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 6⤋
I'm going to tell him:
"Hello God. Thank you for pulling me out of the cesspool that I lived on for *insert number of years that I was alive on Earth for*. I was an ultra-conservative/ racially-aware person for most of my life, and I was involved in the fight to stop illegal immigration for the protection of America. I spoke out against illegitimacy and fought against laziness and the corruption of so many American minds through the media's propaganda. I believed in protecting the innocent- such as unborn children- and the slaughter of the guilty- such as rapists, murderers, thieves, etc. I also was alive to see 9/11, the start of the War on Terror, the start of the Iraq War, *insert other future American Wars*, and the death of Steve Irwin. (How is the Croc Hunter anyway?) I also am a Catholic. Now, may I please enter Heaven?"
Then, I'm going to ask him to explain to me how he came into existence, how the world came into existence, if I can see a list of all of the people in heaven so that I can look for my friends and family members that have died, and various other questions. ;) Now, my question to you: What are YOU going to tell him?!? That you helped criminals violate Romans 13: 1-7? Get ready to be deported to hell. ^^
2006-09-04 09:35:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm gonna say I never broke a law or hurt anyone, but all those illegals trying to cross the border so I could pay my taxes to help them because they used all the US resources for free sure did get on my nerves.
Oh yeah God, thanks for helping us get control of the situation before they took over.
2006-09-04 06:41:45 · answer #3 · answered by 51ain'tbad 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Just exactly what did you do to protect your border ? I don't see why that should be held against you.
I think Mexicans are real nice people. Why do you hate them ?
What are you doing to make life impossible for the Mexicans ? And why are you doing it ?
2006-09-04 06:27:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
God I have no regrets I did the best I could with what you gave me.
2006-09-04 06:51:31 · answer #5 · answered by bullsfan_1971 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry I held back and didn't wage war against another country that obviously were stealing my children's future that you gave me to protect. Actually, I will not have to say that to God for I am waging war.
2006-09-04 06:35:32 · answer #6 · answered by tripledigit 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I'm gonna tell God that I respected my enemy, but still fought for the right in my heart. God will accept me and all my flaws knowing I was the best human I could be.
2006-09-04 06:19:53 · answer #7 · answered by Ananke402 5 · 7⤊ 3⤋
God, you have a good sense of humor.
2006-09-04 07:16:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When he tells me, "Son, I was testing you to see if you supported My will to ensure others obeyed the laws of the land, as my son preached".
I will reply, "Yes, Father. I was anti illegal"?
2006-09-04 06:35:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
So your God supports illegal acts ........Mine doesn't .There's nothing God like in being an illegal immigrant,its a crime and one shouldn't commit and condone crime and expect to get to "heaven"
You are way off base with this question.
Because I expect all people to obey my country's laws doesn't mean I hate,well I guess I do hate I hate criminals.
2006-09-04 06:31:08 · answer #10 · answered by Yakuza 7 · 4⤊ 3⤋