A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local playground and grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "i've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a big note saying, "ive kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the sllides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure ebough , a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde/"
2006-09-04 06:00:10 · 10 answers · asked by HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha that is funny. I have heard it already and it is still funny. I love blonde jokes. Hey wait a minute, I'm blonde, how rude. j/k, i don't care.
2006-09-04 06:02:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My ex wasn't a blond, next time I'm marrying a blond.
2006-09-04 13:04:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, that blonde must be very hungry that she cant think right
2006-09-04 13:03:28 · answer #3 · answered by escondido_cinnamon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. This is funny, although I've heard it before.
2006-09-05 14:33:29 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaoo!
i didnt get it at first but then i did itz so funny im going to tell all my mates that one !
2006-09-04 13:17:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
best joke of my day. you just definitely made my day, i can continue to smile for the rest of the day.
thank you.
2006-09-04 13:11:46 · answer #6 · answered by katz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-04 14:19:06 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just pissed myself laughing!!! =] a reaaaaally nice one... Two thumbs up!
2006-09-04 13:08:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol,that is so funny and dumb,that is so,so,funny,lol,thank-you for making me laugh!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)
2006-09-04 13:45:00 · answer #9 · answered by Lissa305 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
je je je that was funny...
2006-09-04 14:23:24 · answer #10 · answered by Prada Marfa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋