2006-09-04 04:45:27 · 18 answers · asked by Kylie 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Although perhaps the most famous of all jokes in the English language, this joke is a Non-joke, in that its humor value comes from the fact that it is expected to be funny. Additionally, it is rarely told on its own, but instead is referenced, modified, or parodied in a number of other jokes.
One of the many word-plays on the television series M*A*S*H was spoken by Hawkeye when the power-mad Frank Burns ordered the entire unit to move just a few dozen yards for no reason at all: "Why is this chicken outfit crossing the road?"
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was on vacation.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road in Texas?
A: To show the armadillo/opossum how it's done.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
A: To get to the same side.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it was too far to go around.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Colonel Sanders [of Kentucky Fried Chicken fame] was chasing it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To see a man lay bricks.
In the film Stripes (done in march cadence):
Bill Murray: Why did the chicken cross the road?
(Platoon): To get from the left to the right!
2006-09-06 13:13:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Havn't you heard!!!! (sighs) OK,why did the chicken cross the road? You ask,to get away from the drunk farmer who tried to swung it from the gallows to eat it,in which the chicken had really had ranned instead of crossing the road,which a car came and the farmer cross the road and got hit by the car and then the chicken comes back on the scene laughing and talking saying"That's all Folks," THE END!!!!!!!!!!! Hope this answer your question!!!!!!
(_)__(_) Why did the bunny and the monkey cross the road?
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2006-09-04 13:34:32 · answer #2 · answered by Lissa305 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the chicken had to betray the road to get its money, the chicken actually double crossed it.
2006-09-04 13:22:25 · answer #3 · answered by almightyfredder 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chicken joined me and other Americans as we marched to President Bush's Texas ranch to protest the war in Iraq. :)
2006-09-04 12:05:19 · answer #4 · answered by lia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to the KFC Store as the chicken was hungry!!
2006-09-04 12:30:22 · answer #5 · answered by Tony I 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So idiots like you who telling this old joke can cross!
2006-09-04 12:11:23 · answer #6 · answered by Jasmine F 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get away from the people who keep telling this old joke. Enough already!
2006-09-04 11:59:32 · answer #7 · answered by all things mystical 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got 2.
1.Cuz there was food on the other side.
2. her chidren were on the other side(not very funny)
2006-09-04 12:01:42 · answer #8 · answered by answermyquestionsgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to the other side! Giggle-Giggle Snort-snort!
2006-09-04 11:47:54 · answer #9 · answered by Mr X 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Becuz it wanted to get to the other side and wanted to die along the way. roflmao!!!!!
+.+ Why that question?+.+
2006-09-04 11:50:51 · answer #10 · answered by luv_greenday_person 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋