Would Jim Darwin's questions be different if God called me on the phone and said whats up buddy?

Question

If She exists and She calls me on the phone, would my questions on yahoo answers be different.

Answer 1

Yes I suppose they would. But I believe that they'd be just as eloquent as always, and that you'd probably still ask FSM questions, because they're fun and I bet God smiles at them :)

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Are you EVER going to take religion seriously? You know as well as I do God is a male. Anyone, anyone at all, will know this if they simply read the Bible. Second, I have serious doubts that God would consider you his "buddy" or call you on the phone. But, speaking hypothetically, yes your questions on yahoo answers would probably improve.

Answer 4

First of all God is NOT a She, But a HE, now not a HE as a person but a HE as the Great Eternal Spirit, Because he is our Father. Now to answer your question Mr. darwin Yes your questions will be different. You would Say, Lord Why did I not believe in you before?

Answer 5

No, you are right on track....However, you may give up more easily and realize that you are not going to sway the Christian audience, but rather you would want to spend your valuable time talking on the phone....

Answer 6

Yeah, probably... you'd probably start arguing with people about whether God is female or male, and then laugh when a bunch of people said "male"... cuz of course, you would have already heard God's sexy female voice, lol. ;) Then again, that would go with any aspect of God you had witnessed or experienced directly.

Answer 7

Well, I hope they wouldn't sink to the level of the questions asked by a lot of simpletons who have 'found God' on this forum. Next thing we know, you'd be asking 'why are there still monkeys'...

Perish the thought...

Answer 8

Yes and yes

Answer 9

Only you will know the answer to that. Happy hoping.

Answer 10

Yes because any experiences you have has the potential to change you.