A man was going to commit suicide and jump off a building, but when he looked down he saw a priest and the priest extended his arms and made the sign of the cross (+) so the man changed his mind and ran downstairs and tells the priest "oh father thank you for giving me your blessing". The priest replies "my son I didn't do the sign of the cross I was telling you if you jump you're F**ked.
2006-09-04 03:53:33 · 40 answers · asked by lady love 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wahaha...that was funny!!!!love it!lol...
2006-09-04 03:56:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Swearing Priest eh??
2006-09-11 23:10:49 · answer #2 · answered by young_friend 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew that one and it reminded me of this old one, better told in person tough:
Do you now where the popular sign of Superman, Kong, Tarzan and the priest come from?
Superman points and says "Look at that girl!"
Tarzan "Where, where?"
Kong "She is mine!!!"
priest "Let's share her with us four"
2006-09-12 03:32:13 · answer #3 · answered by Mel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it...so the priest was the target in suicide target attempts?
2006-09-10 22:19:32 · answer #4 · answered by Lord Cif 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh was it really the priest who said that.. Cool priest though!
2006-09-04 03:59:03 · answer #5 · answered by Kiran urf msa sis 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, if he had stayed on the roof with a nun he could of been F**ked.
2006-09-10 21:07:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
So funny I forgot to laugh.
2006-09-11 16:52:43 · answer #7 · answered by specialmousepotato 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
naughty priest...kinda like himm..
2006-09-11 17:12:46 · answer #8 · answered by ladyleigh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Te Hee Hee...
2006-09-11 07:45:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good One!
Keep it up!
2006-09-10 17:09:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anurag Bhatia 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Liked and got it
2006-09-10 10:25:13 · answer #11 · answered by Silly KeKe 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋