i cant think of anything good at all got any?
2006-09-04 03:50:15 · 9 answers · asked by ice breaker 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
we had ours say.... If you are calling for Dee, press one. If you are calling for Jim press two. For instructions en espanol press three. If you are calling to leave a message press four.
we thought it was funny, but all our messages were"beep, beep, beep"
2006-09-07 10:37:23 · answer #1 · answered by Dyma 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's a few good ones (kind of sarcastic though) that I've heard people use.
City morge. This is (Your name) speaking. Please leave your name, number and cadaver and we'll get back to you as soon as possible.
Myrtle's Girdles. You fetch 'em. We stretch em.
Joe's pool hall. Eight ball speaking.
Hey it's me. I'm obviously either not home or just not answering the phone. If you wanna leave a message go ahead, but I'll probably never call you back. Because chances are I didn't wanna talk to you anyway. See ya wouldn't wanna be ya. Bye.
I actually used this one once, but it was only on a number I gave friends and family. Wouldn't recommend it for anything remotely professional or business related. LOL. I was only trying to be funny not rude, but not everyone appreciates sarcasm
Speaking from personal experience, if you go with sarcasm, you might want to tell people that your message is only a joke BEFORE they call. Ha Ha.
2006-09-07 19:41:39 · answer #2 · answered by Child Of Thought 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
own. Had the computerized on the domicile telephone yet my daughter's artwork could call and go away insanely long messages so because it rather is now component to my message to not go away one for her,lol. My cellular is own too
2016-11-24 21:08:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hi! You've reached my answering service. Today's answers are: 1) False 2) the Isles of Langerhans and 3) the Andromeda Galaxy...."
You get the idea... you can pick your own....and how many etc
Or, "This is Icebreaker's Psychic Hotline...I knew you were going to call today.... that's why I'm not here!!"...(maniacal laughter)
2006-09-05 17:07:47 · answer #4 · answered by Joya 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I am out of the office. I am so sorry I missed your call. Your call is very important to me. Please leave a long, complex message of any length after the tone. Have a nice day."
Use it all or any part. It'll work.
2006-09-07 20:36:24 · answer #5 · answered by soxrcat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once i had my 3 yr old say...leave a message...
everyone got the clue...lol
2006-09-04 03:55:20 · answer #6 · answered by alfjr24 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's 2006; you know what to do.
2006-09-04 05:01:59 · answer #7 · answered by diques1018 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
mine says you've reached laura you know what to do
2006-09-07 19:22:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I'm dead right now. Leave your number and I'll call you when I'm alive."
2006-09-04 04:37:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋