2006-09-04 03:10:02 · 33 answers · asked by goldstarsm 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Just received one in my inbox!
It's a visual gag though, so won't be that funny now...
It's a photo of the BBC 24 newsroom, with the caption "Stingray deny any involvement in Irwin death". The newsreader is looking up at the big screen, it's the Commander Shore puppet from Gerry Anderson's Stingray....
It was funnier in the email attachment, think I've lost some of the funniness in my translation!
Oh, and I'm not going to apologise for my lack of sympathy. Just like I don't shed any tears when base jumpers die. Or volcano chasers, or sky divers, or speeding joy riders. Didn't feel bad when Siegfried/Roy (dunno which one it was) got mauled.
These guys keep flicking the grim reaper in the back of the head, at some point he'll turn round and smack em in the face. It is a bit ironic that after years of poncing about with reptiles (including dangling his baby over crocs) that he should be done in by a creature that generally doesn't kill people, but there ya go.
If I keep stuffing cakes, I'll probably die of a heart attack, you live dangerously, chances are you'll go before your time!
Oh, and if I hear one more person today say that only the good die young..... Tell that to Mother Theresa!!!
2006-09-04 07:41:33 · answer #1 · answered by local_shop_girl 3 · 4⤊ 5⤋
Steve Irwin Jokes
2016-11-08 20:32:54 · answer #2 · answered by ecker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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does anyone know any steve irwin jokes?
2015-08-08 17:00:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny at all. Anybody that tells Steve Irwin jokes, or finds them funny is a sadistic fool.
2016-03-19 11:39:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Steve Irwin walks into a bar with his pet crocodile by his side. He puts the croc up on the bar. He then turns to the astonished patrons and says, "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this croc's mouth and place my genitalia inside. Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my genitalia unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured in unanimous approval. Steve stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the crocodile's open mouth. The croc closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, Irwin grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the croc hard on the top of its head.
The croc opened his mouth and he removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered.
Steve stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd.
After awhile, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up… "I'll try it! Just don't hit me too hard with the beer bottle!"
2006-09-05 22:54:17 · answer #5 · answered by Ian H 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
If I heard a good one, I would definitely laugh, just like all the rest of you self-righteous prigs.
"Stingrays deny any involvement." Pretty good, but I'm hoping for someting better. And I'll have you all know, that I intend on having the Westboro Baptist Church and Fred Phelps come and protest my funeral when I die. After all, what's a funeral for, but to entertain your loved ones. You all will have really boring funerals, and I bet your weddings were/will be complete yawnfests. You all have senses of humour that rival The Church of Scientology and perhaps "Face the Nation."
2006-09-05 12:46:50 · answer #6 · answered by alleee_1 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
People should lighten up. Found some although they aren't the best.
1) i hear steve irwin is having a musical tribute at his funeral
its going to be sung by
...............
STING
2) "steve irwin should have been wearing sunscreen"
"why?"
"because it blocks rays"
2006-09-05 14:04:25 · answer #7 · answered by Krikey 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Steve Irwin walks into a pub full of stingrays, the landlord shouts at him...get out, you're barbed...
2006-09-05 22:54:33 · answer #8 · answered by Bambi on ice 1 · 3⤊ 2⤋
You're disgusting. Perhaps when you die people will be asking, "Hey do you know any goldstarsm jokes?" The only difference will be that people love and respect Steve Irwin, he was a phenominal entertainer, so anybody with class won't make fun of him. However since nobody has respect for an inconsiderate piece of trash like yourself, the jokes will just keep coming. This applies to anybody thinking of making jokes about somebody who has just died.
2006-09-04 06:51:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 7⤋
That is ever so mean! why would you want to joke about a poor guy who just passed away! you should be ashamed of your self! and any one who answers this in a good way should think about what they are doing before they decide to put an answer in! That man did amazing things and he has fed crocodiles, been next to snakes and he was very brave to do those things, and all you can do is laugh! think of his family! his wife and children! this is despicable!
2006-09-04 04:28:08 · answer #10 · answered by A.Prinz 2 · 3⤊ 3⤋