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being a devout church lady has cost me many relationships with the opposite sex. so, since i have this great relationship with god, dont you think it would be alright to endulge in the pocket rocket from time to time, so i do not fall prey to the clutches of.....SATAN???

2006-09-04 03:00:23 · 15 answers · asked by fatgirl2food 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

well, tinkerbelle honey.. guess you need some help with men too, huh?, huh??

2006-09-04 03:10:11 · update #1

15 answers

Church lady! it's been so long.

Obviously god gave you 2 hands that have been designed to grip your fundamental(ist)organ...use your god given gift of self stimulation for his glory. Hallelujah...praise the lord and pass the KY

2006-09-04 03:03:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Church lady, Don't deceive yourself. You are not going to Heaven because you are so righteous and never commit a sin, be it a lie, a desire for sex, lust or what ever; you are going to Heaven because He forgave you all your sins including those which you are going to commit in the future. I don't believe there is a man or a lady on Earth that can stand innocent before God and prevent his/her old nature, the sin nature we inherited from Adam to be a sin-proof except when the Holy Spirit is totally embracing you and in control of your heart in its entirety; you cannot live without a sin. So you are questioning us if it is alright to sin a little from time to time so as not to be a prey to the clutches of Satan? What you are truly saying, Can I be a prey to the clutches of Satan from time to time and still be devout ed to God? As far as going to Heaven, let me assure you that you are going to Heaven. But as far as your heart diverting to the left some times or to the right, it is obvious that you are subject to that strong feeling inside you like any other human being. I cannot blame you; I am not better than you. The only thing I can say to you and to me is that the only Human that lived free of sin is Jesus Christ Himself. The answer of your question is within your heart.

2006-09-04 03:27:22 · answer #2 · answered by lonelyspirit 5 · 0 0

believing in God is something personal; not something that you would boast about. It depends on how you feel and what it makes you feel about yourself and the world around you. If you're actually wondering about that, my honest answer would be trust your instict. God told us to love, care and appreciate each other. Satan has nothing to do with that. Love yourself and the way you are, respect yourself and the people around you. Don't do anything that might spoil the image you have for yourself and the values you defend to yourself; don't look at what the others think. Look at what you say and believe. Making love is a miracle; if you actually fall in love with somebody you're probably the most lucky person in the world! Cherish it and praise the Lord for it!

2006-09-04 03:08:43 · answer #3 · answered by alexnadra 2 · 0 0

I think that if you indulge in the bulge you are giving into physical temptations which is to be mastered. Or, I should say controlled. "Mastered" is to close to another temptation. Christ endured 3 temptations. Those 3 temptations were in nature: physical, mental, and spiritual. These are the temptations all of us will be tested by as well. As our Lord said, "The spirit is willing but the body is week." I suggest you distract yourself from this temptation that doesn't require much imagination and prayer. Sorry, but I am just being honest. I can definately relate to your dilemma.

2006-09-04 03:20:54 · answer #4 · answered by Search4truth 4 · 0 0

I can not belief .....those answers above ar horrible !!!! So you guys want to tell me that if you have ....... feelings ( to make love with somebody or yourself ) that that is bad ??? Your god will punish you for that ??? Why ?? So your God does not want to see you happy ?? Isn't ....."Love" a great thing ?? Why did god gave us those bodyparts if not for Lust ??
I am sssoooo shocked !!!
My God and Goddess love me , they want me to be happy , they are happy when I am happy....and they gave me everything what I have to feel pleasure !!!!
I am sorry for you Guys and Ladys if you feel that way !!

2006-09-04 03:16:23 · answer #5 · answered by judy-ann j 2 · 0 0

sure. if you fall into the clutches of satan because you may be untrusting of others. not the way god desined it!

2006-09-04 03:07:22 · answer #6 · answered by Kyle B 1 · 0 0

Many Christains use the toys, even websites for them. Here is one Christian link for you.

2006-09-04 03:04:55 · answer #7 · answered by anitahooker_transvestite 2 · 0 0

LOL! Church Lady,you should not have these feelings.

2006-09-04 03:04:11 · answer #8 · answered by whataboutme 5 · 0 0

LMAO whatever floats your boat church lady.

2006-09-04 03:04:54 · answer #9 · answered by genaddt 7 · 0 0

everyone to their own opinion said the farmer when he kissed his cow. certain there are many Christian Ladies who have a " bob "

2006-09-04 03:48:48 · answer #10 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0 0

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