A college professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class. He
> shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that there is
> no God, the _expression, "One Nation Under God", was
> unconstitutional, and further, he was going to prove there is no God.
>
> Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you are real, then I
> want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"
>
> The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin drop!
>
> Ten minutes went by. Again he taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God.
> I'm still waiting."
>
> His countdown got down to the last couple of minutes when a soldier
> just released from active duty and newly registered in the class
> walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent
> him tail over teacups from his lofty platform
>
> The professor was out cold! At first the students were shocked and
> babbled in confusion.
>
> The young soldier took a seat in the front row and sat silent.
>
> The class fell silent...waiting. Eventually, the professor came to,
> shaken. He looked at the young Marine in the front row. When he
> regained his senses and could speak he yelled, "What's the matter
> with you? Why did you do that?"
>
> "God was busy. He sent me."
>
> God Bless America
2006-09-04 02:09:34 · 12 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
God was busy huh?that was a good joke!lol...
2006-09-04 02:33:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10.
2006-09-05 09:27:32 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was a good one.......lol
Here's one for you in return....
Uncle Clyde fell into a whiskey vat last week while on the job.
Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned........We had him cremated..He burned for 3 days!.
2006-09-04 14:40:18 · answer #3 · answered by mom of a boy and girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wahahahaha... dats a gd 1...
2006-09-04 02:12:13 · answer #4 · answered by JT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOLOLOL
Semper Fi!!!
2006-09-04 02:12:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it definitely is humorous
2006-09-04 02:22:46 · answer #6 · answered by mams 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it!!
2006-09-04 02:54:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what was good ?
you are good
2006-09-04 02:34:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW
2006-09-04 02:18:59 · answer #9 · answered by A.S4Y3D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome....thanks
2006-09-04 02:12:55 · answer #10 · answered by kissesandhugs36 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋