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Okay, so I was walking down the street the other day when I saw her...she was jogging past, and our eyes met--I knew she was the one! So I turned around and ran after her....she saw me and started to run faster...for some reason she started screaming...that's when I took the initative and tackled her from behind. I couldn't let her get away, this was my soulmate!

So, I helped her back to her feet and professed my love for her...now she thinks I'm crazy! What should I do to make her see that she is the one?

PS; I didn't let her go until I wrote down the information on her driver's license....I don't want to lose her!

2006-09-04 02:08:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

15 answers

you should lock her up in your basement, that way you will always have her.

2006-09-04 02:14:16 · answer #1 · answered by � Fuzzy Dice 5 · 0 0

Guess you will have to reconsider the meaning of the word soulmate. If she really were your soulmate, she would have fallen for you right there on the spot.

Keep trying though, maybe you will meet a woman who likes to have skinned knees and elbows.

2006-09-04 06:32:36 · answer #2 · answered by Yes 3 · 0 0

OH my GOD i'm laughing so hard crying that man if you really did that big up to u. I will pray for you and i hope that when she comes out of shock that you really are her soulmate. I wish yall the freaking best.

2006-09-04 02:15:05 · answer #3 · answered by Thebronx 5 · 0 0

i believe in case you study the Bible and characteristic an extensive relationship with God, in time he will deliver the guy HE arranged for you. human beings dont desire to assist you be responsive to the certainty that be responsive to the certainty. Like God does issues in His timing not ours. additionally, each and every each and every now and then God has already responded the question and you dont be responsive to it yet. For there are a number of circumstances God's answer isn't any. First If I have been you, i might pass up in my walk with God, learn the bible greater, instruct others approximately Jesus and His love for us, taking our place on that go. end demanding approximately adult adult males, notwithstanding in case you date a dozen and none of them are suitable for you, in case you think God is real to grant the desires of your coronary heart, then artwork on you, to be nearer to HIM. while you at the instant are not satisfied the way your life is now, do you think of God might deliver a guy to you, while you're constantly feeling sorry for your self? i've got been on my own approximately 13 years now, very content fabric with my life. i'm going to compliment and thank God if He sends me a husband, or if He doesnt!

2016-10-01 07:18:12 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Judging from the questions you ask and the answers you give,i would've advised her to run the other way,as fast as possible!

2006-09-04 02:23:40 · answer #5 · answered by kareen 4 · 0 0

Nice freeky story. You are pretty good at telling and painting a stories. If you can make it not as freeky or protray you as something negative.. i think you can go a long way.

2006-09-04 11:12:34 · answer #6 · answered by Guy w/ Answers 4 · 0 0

Suicide isn't as bad as it sounds, you know. A lot of problems are solved that way and it's becoming increasingly popular.

2006-09-04 02:14:58 · answer #7 · answered by Andy J 2 · 0 0

Sorry dude

2006-09-04 02:12:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

whatever stone cold steve austin said , i'm agreed with him

2006-09-04 02:14:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

this is funny, might wanna run the other way

2006-09-04 02:11:38 · answer #10 · answered by free2chat_tou 4 · 0 0

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