Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps one's energy level high and greatly increases one's stamina with the ladies."
On the way home, the 80 year old stopped at a bakery. As he was looking around, the sales associate asked if he needed any help.
"Yes," he said, "Do you have any Italian bread?"
She smiled and said, "Here's a whole shelf of it; how many loaves would you like?"
He said, "I want five loaves."
She said , "My goodness, Five loaves? Don't you think that by the time you get to eat the fifth, it'll get hard?"
He exclaimed, "Holy **** ... does everybody in the world know about this Italian bread thing, but ME?!"
2006-09-04 02:05:38 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Te he! Thanks thats cute!
2006-09-04 02:07:53 · answer #1 · answered by crystlizm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, they do know! It's because Italian bread starts up with a biga.
2006-09-04 09:08:28 · answer #2 · answered by Ever Learn 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol! Again cute, thanx for the giggle. :)
2006-09-04 09:09:55 · answer #3 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-04 09:07:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
Hope your week is great!
2006-09-05 18:06:42 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was too cute and funny...thanks
2006-09-04 09:09:22 · answer #6 · answered by kissesandhugs36 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice 1....
2006-09-04 09:07:01 · answer #7 · answered by JT 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one!!
2006-09-04 09:07:04 · answer #8 · answered by arod 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...nice!
2006-09-04 09:38:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol ;p
2006-09-04 10:56:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋