An American girl was visiting England and was invited
to a party. While dancing with a stuffy monocled
Englishman, her necklace became unfastened and slipped
down the back of her dress. She asked the Englishman
to retrieve the jewelry piece for her. He was very
embarrassed but wishing to comply with her request he
reached cautiously down the back of her gown.
"I'm terribly sorry," he said, "but I can't seem to
reach it." Try further down," she said. At this point
he noticed that he was being watched by everyone in
the room which made him feel most uncomfortable and he
whispered to the girl, "I feel such a perfect ***."
"Never mind that!" she cried. "Just get the necklace."
2006-09-04
01:56:37
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