budget of £30
2006-09-04 01:07:58 · 28 answers · asked by WhiteRose 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Hmmm, well, a trip to Poundalnd could get you all sorts of stuff.
But a trip to a market stall could get you the requisite fake Burberry baseball cap and YSL shirt.
You could get some unlucky poor inbred no-pedigree Staffy for that money. (It would probably chew its own legs off before it was 10 weeks old, I've been seeing some terrible cases lately).
I'm sure Argos could sell you something gold and tacky in that budget range (9 carat gold, of course - why on earth would any British person even *dream* of wearing proper of gold of a decently high carat?).
2006-09-04 01:21:57 · answer #1 · answered by marzipanthecat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just go up the market, and get some fake burberry/hackett jumper with the emblem emblazoned on the front. With the change, go get a "loverly" thick gold chain from either Argos (Elizabeth Duke Range!!) or use the tried and tested market again.
Should be sorted! By why spend £30 on a chav??
2006-09-04 01:29:59 · answer #2 · answered by Jem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BUDGET!
At the jeweller of Chav choice, Lizzie Dukes .. £30 could probably buy you the whole counter :)
Suggest nice fat sovereign ring and perhaps a fake riveted tax disc holder for his XR2 (lowered of course) ;)
2006-09-04 01:11:11 · answer #3 · answered by enzuigiriuk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blimey you can get a lot of bling from Elizabeth Duke at Argos for £30!!!
Alternatively, vouchers for Kwik Fit would probably go down a treat - especially if he's learnt to nick cars already.
2006-09-04 01:11:25 · answer #4 · answered by gromitski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not invest in some etiquette lessons and try to take them away from that style of life, it is not a pleasant way to be. No one respects a chav and simply find them vulgar.
2006-09-04 01:15:03 · answer #5 · answered by Emma O 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ben Sherman shirt or a Burberry cap.
2006-09-04 01:19:10 · answer #6 · answered by dnlrawson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For £30 you should be able to get 6 kappa slappas...
2006-09-04 01:17:48 · answer #7 · answered by keefer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A burbery baseball cap
2006-09-04 01:11:17 · answer #8 · answered by Richard H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Couple of packets of Lambert & Butler, HUGE bottle of white lightning, and a chaqin with 'watever' on it
2006-09-04 01:37:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A life.
2006-09-04 01:10:02 · answer #10 · answered by Pete T 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋