2006-09-04 00:49:40 · 8 answers · asked by Powerpuffgeezer 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why is a motion tapered ?? so your botty doesn't shut with a bang
2006-09-04 09:52:07 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning.
He told Bush that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.
To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face.
Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering.
Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld,
"Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"
2006-09-04 00:51:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.
This joke is especially funny at 3 in the morning or after a few drinks. It is a true classic!!! He, he, he
2006-09-04 00:52:51 · answer #3 · answered by skunk_luv 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the ***** in the kitchen."
2006-09-04 01:03:06 · answer #4 · answered by pinkcloud2015 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Boss:Go to police station and complain,last night theif came to our house,he broke the wall and he stole our T.V
Servant to police man: Sir, yesterday theif came to our house,he broke the TV and stole our wall.
2006-09-04 01:09:39 · answer #5 · answered by CG Soldier 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Secretary to boss: "Could I use your dictaphone?"
Boss to secretary: "No. Use your finger like everybody else."
2006-09-04 02:57:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
et walked into a bar...
2006-09-04 00:53:49 · answer #7 · answered by hondanut 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-04 08:39:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋