What a good thing to say????????
2006-09-04 00:36:39 · 19 answers · asked by Michael H 1 in Health ➔ Mental Health
You don't. We've seen and heard it all. :)
2006-09-04 01:52:36 · answer #1 · answered by EDtherapist 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A good psychologist won't let anything you say visably effects them. We hear a lot of crazy s*#@% so don't think you are unique.
2006-09-05 09:17:40 · answer #2 · answered by stargirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want to? Sounds like you need more than evaluation.
2006-09-04 04:13:43 · answer #3 · answered by Renae 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
change personality alot like this happy,sad, creepy, happy ,hyper, creepy, punch imaginary knomes, poop ur pants and annocune it, run around with no pants, happy ,sad, creepy, talk about facts about cheese, act mopey, be hyper then say im gonna slit your thorot. and i will garentee u will be considerd crazy and the pycologest will run outta threre fatser than u can say dog meat
2006-09-04 15:09:11 · answer #4 · answered by dot 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pull a human head out of your gym bag!!!
2006-09-04 04:46:21 · answer #5 · answered by MusicLover 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask him, and you should look innocent while asking.
"Why did I murdered my earlier psychologists, is it a problem with my repressed sexual feelings?"
2006-09-04 02:25:41 · answer #6 · answered by Ajeesh Kumar 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ask him to check under the table for aliens before you begin the session.
2006-09-04 00:39:08 · answer #7 · answered by patti_felz 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Do you want to go to a place where they lock you up? Are you harmful to yourself? If you are harmful to yourself then you can get in one real easy but it takes a while to get out.
2006-09-04 00:57:53 · answer #8 · answered by bcringler 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Tell him/her you are hearing voices telling you to hurt them. It will scare them, and get you a one-way trip to a crisis center.
2006-09-04 00:43:18 · answer #9 · answered by F T 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
tell him you have his daughter's severed head in your trunk, and bring in a snippet of similarly colored wig hair.
2006-09-04 02:31:54 · answer #10 · answered by joelius24 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him he looks like a piece of steak...and you just LOVE steak lol.. RARE lmao...jk ...sheesh lol
2006-09-04 00:55:29 · answer #11 · answered by MotherKittyKat 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋