People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement.
Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it.
If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet.
The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals.
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely.
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai.
Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.
Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.
As usual, if you don't forward this to ten of your friends within the next five minutes, your belly button will fall off. Really... it's true! Have I ever lied to you?
2006-09-03 23:28:36 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heh had a good laugh and learned a bit.. all in all one of the best questions here.
-Chris
http://www.diyheatingandplumbing.com
2006-09-04 15:04:31 · answer #1 · answered by Chris P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh, good advice..
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.
Success is just a matter of luck - just ask for any failure.
2006-09-04 07:06:17 · answer #2 · answered by escondido_cinnamon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wear 2 condoms for safer sex and put some pepper in between.
if the inner condoms breaks the man will know and if the outer condom breaks the woman will know...
2006-09-04 07:55:29 · answer #3 · answered by pinkcloud2015 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee-hee
I like it when you lie to me... :-)
2006-09-04 07:41:34 · answer #4 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
got any more of these?
2006-09-04 07:24:07 · answer #5 · answered by KingRichard 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-09-05 18:16:27 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:P
2006-09-04 08:25:38 · answer #7 · answered by Cyber 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋