My girlfriend is very happy girl and likes joy.She catched a medium-size alive grasshoper in the field.That grasshoper was merely jumping around the field.We observed him.Immediately she told me:"look,what I will do now" and she put the alive grasshoper into her mouth, closed her mouth very slowly and swallowed the grasshoper alive and unharmed.She put her hand on the buttom of her throat and it was gone . . . the alive grasshoper slided down her throat.She smiled and opened her mouth,it was empty,then she put her hand on her tummy and told me with a smile that alive grasshoper is here now.Then she told me not to worry because she would easily digest it but I feel very sorry for poor alive grasshoper she will die in a few minutes and should I ask her to vomit him?She told me that if I will ask she will vomit him but I don't know what to do. 2-3 minutes passed after it. She kissed me and told that she will do whatever I wish, so please explain and suggest something quickly please.
2006-09-03 22:01:16 · 21 answers · asked by nodarchkhaiani1985 1 in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ First Aid
What the frick is up with your GF... She needs extreme help. She is one looney girl.. If I were you I'd kiss her goodbye.. Not because I believe your lil story but because if you dared to make that up she probably isnt giving you the attention you need so you come on-line to get it with this silly little story!!!! Good Luck with her dude... Your going to need it!!!!
2006-09-03 22:13:50 · answer #1 · answered by Hello 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I usually don't answer such insane questions as this, mainly because I am not hunting for points. However I was just curious...how old are you...because even my 7 and 5 year olds know that no living thing can last very long in the highly acidic stomach. My suggestion is that if your GF is over the age of...hmmm...lets say...10. Then she needs serious psychological help.
Take Care,
FYI ~ Grasshoppers, ants, grubs, and other crawling creatures are best served dipped in Chocolate....LOL
2006-09-04 11:33:57 · answer #2 · answered by trauma_force 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, many people in other countries eat insect, it is also good for you and is full of protein. And the hopper is dead by now and soon as it hit the stomach acid it died.
James Atkins LPN (MAN NURSE)
2006-09-04 05:06:27 · answer #3 · answered by Donald H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've eaten grasshoppers before. They are a great source of protein. The hopper was dead by the time it go to her stomach.
2006-09-04 05:04:39 · answer #4 · answered by San Diego Art Nut 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
honestly i cannot believe a boy can be as gullible as u, it sounds like ur gf is really ur babysitter... anyway no need to vomit bec the grasshopper is already dead by now...
2006-09-04 05:10:18 · answer #5 · answered by sen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
her stomach acid probably dissolved the grasshopper in about a minute. lol dont worry about it.
2006-09-04 08:48:27 · answer #6 · answered by rebekah u 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do what I did when my girlfriend said "Gimme ten inches and make it hurt!"
I banged her twice and then hit her over the head with a stapler.
2006-09-04 17:31:43 · answer #7 · answered by Johnny Tezca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey michael dont worry look in the bible ,,it says that grasshoppers are healthy for you,,,john the baptist use to eat them all the time they are better for you then bacon.
2006-09-04 05:09:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
don´t vomit,the grasshopper is already dead.the stomach acid is very agressive.
2006-09-04 05:05:34 · answer #9 · answered by Fritz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Her stomach acid will destroy it and then when she uses the bathroom it will dispose of itself!@
2006-09-04 15:02:05 · answer #10 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋