2006-09-03 21:22:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hello
"Tomorrow is Groundhog Day. That might not mean much to you but to President Bush it means a month off at the ranch."
Fuzzy about Numbers: When a reporter asked Bush what he thought about his first hundred days in office he replied "Has it been a year already?
Coincidence or Medical Miracle?: The discovery that Bush's resting heart rate is 43 has led some observers to speculate that this is the first time we've had a president with a heart rate that matches his IQ.
Sharks: 3 Sharks meet in the ocean. They talk about the people they recently have eaten. The first one says: I swallowed the Ayatollah yesterday, but the guy had eaten so much garlic I still feel sick. The second shark says: That's nothing pal! I swallowed Boris Jelzin last week and the old guy had so much vodka in him that I'm still drunk. The 3rd shark laughs and said: You lucky guys! I swallowed George W. Bush 3 weeks ago and the guy has so much air in his head, I still can't dive!
2006-09-03 22:22:48 · answer #1 · answered by ice cream 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello, No Brit jokes, I'm sick of them. The Brits seem to be getting what the Jews used to get, and it wasn't justified then, either!
As for Bush, He said (on the subject of not being enterprising enough in the business world) "Anyone would think entrepreneur was a foreign word!"
2006-09-04 04:31:52 · answer #2 · answered by survivor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really a brit joke but...
A Brit, Scot, and Irish guy have just committed a crime and are running away, followed by the police. They run into a blind alley and jump into a thrash can each. The police kick the trash can with the brit in it and he makes a sound like a cat. The police then kick the can with the scot in it and he makes a sound like a mouse. The police kick the last can, with the irish guy in it, and he says "Potato"...
Got to know how the irish are....
2006-09-04 09:30:37 · answer #3 · answered by PengiHogo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey how you doing, well...whats more dangerous Bush or Toxic Waste? Get it
2006-09-04 04:34:27 · answer #4 · answered by Ichigo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the bush cross the street? obviously because it was being chased by a crazed Sartre! dumb joke n'est-ce pas?
2006-09-04 04:25:40 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi- really dont have any jokes on bush
2006-09-04 05:54:03 · answer #6 · answered by lost427 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why is the rose the emblem of england??
cos its full of pricks!!!
2006-09-04 05:22:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋