2006-09-03 21:16:14 · 8 answers · asked by G-MAN 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What about them?
2006-09-03 21:20:27 · answer #1 · answered by survivor 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went.
She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went
dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto
the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof
is
on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn!" The crowd on the dance floor would always
cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would
make the parrot yell even more and of course make the crowd go wild.
This
would go on all night long, everytime the parrot went out.
One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the
choir stand with her.
And when the choir started to sing, the parrot yelled, "The roof, the
roof,
the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn! She embarrassingly corrected the parrot,
"No, you don't say that here!!"
The parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same
muthafukkahs that was at the club last night!!!..
2006-09-03 22:35:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
looks like the jokes are on you
2006-09-03 21:53:13 · answer #3 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After noticing a beautiful young blonde sitting on her own in a pub, a suave, sophisticated young man confidently strolled over to the table where she was sat and said: "What can I get you, gorgeous?"
The woman blushed and replied: "If you're sure you don't mind, I'll have a large stiff one, please."
The man smiled, casually leaned over the table, and whispered into the woman's ear: "Would that be before or after I've got the drinks?"
2006-09-03 21:27:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A joke is a joke and a poke is a poke - A poke up your A ss is a big fat JOKE!!!
2006-09-03 22:07:58 · answer #5 · answered by zaazzy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats what she said....
works everytime!
2006-09-03 21:49:37 · answer #6 · answered by me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, what about them?
2006-09-03 21:24:12 · answer #7 · answered by ♪♫♪Isaac♪♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where??
2006-09-03 22:24:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋