2006-09-03 20:48:50 · 9 answers · asked by Mere Mortal 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I ALWAYS walk home from the bar. Never drank and drove in my life.
2006-09-03 21:00:54 · update #1
Sure. working on it.......................
2006-09-03 20:50:56 · answer #1 · answered by Makemeaspark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have a conference of the top 2000 religions with a god (s), represented by 2000 people, and have each one stand up and state which god they believe in, and have the other 1999 people show a vote of hands if they believe that that speakers' god is the true god...
after all 2000 have spoken and the votes taken, if everyone of the 1999 votes that every other god is a false god, what is probablity that there is 1 true god amongst them?
Then, you give them all guns, and ask them to defend their TRUE god.
Would anyone survive?
2006-09-04 03:59:48 · answer #2 · answered by outgoingtraffic 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I study the works of Jesus enough (quickly enough as well),
will I be able to walk on water? My outboard has just stalled
2006-09-04 08:22:54 · answer #3 · answered by Ichi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many deities does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Since Paul wrote the earliest books in the bible and did not belive Jesus to be God why do Christians today thing Jesus is God?
2006-09-04 03:53:47 · answer #4 · answered by upallnite 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Did you walk home?
2006-09-04 03:54:11 · answer #5 · answered by Puppy Zwolle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive been doing even better things but sounds nice
since I have all the answers already being born again what could I ask you that I dont know....do you even believe in God??
2006-09-04 03:52:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why are we afraid we won't be taken care of?
2006-09-04 03:50:36 · answer #7 · answered by sweets 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just be patient , you will find all ur answer some day.
2006-09-04 04:00:16 · answer #8 · answered by bad girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you own a pet monkey? NO? DIE!!!
2006-09-04 03:54:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋