Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings
bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks
he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she
takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says,
"Hey, Dave! How ya doin?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his
usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and
says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know that
you drink Budweiser."
"No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share
lanes with them."
A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around
Dave. "Hi Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the
club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she
can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts
screaming at him.
The cabby turns his head and says,
"Looks like you picked up a real ***** tonight, Dave!"
2006-09-03 20:45:46 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
gr888888888!!!!!!!!!!!!!! joke
poor........ dave
2006-09-04 00:29:45 · answer #1 · answered by shrey g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were a man, I would not want to be in Dave's shoes....
Poor Dave's wife. Good lawyer.
2006-09-04 03:49:33 · answer #2 · answered by Mary D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. Dave is shure popular
2006-09-04 03:58:15 · answer #3 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was awesome. but beware, there is a lady nick named MrsDave in this answering section.
2006-09-04 05:24:21 · answer #4 · answered by udayy2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny. Where'd you hear that?
2006-09-04 03:50:03 · answer #5 · answered by Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cooooooooooooooooooooooooool joke !!!
2006-09-04 03:53:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. When it rains, it pours. LOL.
2006-09-04 05:36:32 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go, post some more!!!!!!lol
2006-09-04 04:10:02 · answer #8 · answered by ♥♥♥H뮧hË¥™♥♥♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, thats freaken awesome!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-04 04:41:08 · answer #9 · answered by Bethany 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
2006-09-04 06:43:13 · answer #10 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋